US IT giants spend fortunes stamping out competition
Published in News


Capitalism in action

US tech giants are spending fortunes keeping rivals away from their monopolies, according to a new report from Bloomberg.

iPhone XS and XS Max are fragile
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 25 September 2018 10:24

iPhone XS and XS Max are fragile


But good if you drop them in the loo

If you want to destroy an Apple fanboy's phone it is probably not a good idea to drop it down the loo.  All you need to do is drop it.

Apple fanboys find a use for the iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 24 September 2018 11:40

Apple fanboys find a use for the iPhone


Measuring incredibly small objects

While the expensive new range of iPhones is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, Apple fanboys have found something they find incredibly useful.

iPhone XS has Intel modem inside
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 24 September 2018 09:34

iPhone XS has Intel modem inside


L shaped battery phone starting at 1.149 € / $999+ tax / £999

iPhone XS and XS Max have started reaching their early adaptors, and at the same time iFixit managed to dismantle it and tell us which chips are inside of the precious overpriced phone.

Apple copies China’s “black mirror” style citizen policy
Published in Mobiles


Are you a committed fanboy?

Jobs’ Mob is copying China’s dystopian citizen policy which removes credits from people who don’t conform until they become third class citizens with no rights.

Apple’s AirPower overheats
Published in News
Wednesday, 19 September 2018 11:55

Apple’s AirPower overheats


Remains as vapourware

Two separate reports are saying Apple's AirPower charger is vapourware due to it facing overheating issues which Jobs' Mob can't fix.

Apple pays tax in Ireland
Published in News
Wednesday, 19 September 2018 11:39

Apple pays tax in Ireland


EU cancels court case

Ireland's government has fully recovered more than $16 billion in disputed taxes and interest from Apple.

Apple slammed for sexist design
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 17 September 2018 10:55

Apple slammed for sexist design


To be fair,  Donald Trump also has the same problem

Apple has been slammed for creating phones which are too large to fit in the average woman or US president's hand.

Apple 3D Touch slowly abandoned
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 14 September 2018 12:12

Apple 3D Touch slowly abandoned


Waste of engineering skills

One of the unusual things that the Tame Apple Press has not noticed about the new iPhone Range is that Jobs’ Mob appears to have lost interest in its 3D touch tech.

New iPhone prices even more ridiculous in Europe
Published in Mobiles


Go as high as €1,289/£1,099

While even the US prices of the new Apple iPhone trio were quite high for our taste, it appears that buyers from Europe or the UK will have to shell out even more cash than their US counterparts, pushing those prices to insane levels.