Boffins produce super storage
Music and porn collection will last longer than 13.8 billion years
Researchers from the University of Southampton "have developed a fast and energy-efficient laser-writing method for producing high-density nanostructures in silica glass.
Amazon plans to deliver prototype broadband satellites
Since there is no one in space it will leave them with a neighbouring galaxy
Amazon plans to launch its first prototype broadband satellites in Q4 2022, which would be nearly four years after SpaceX launched its first prototype Starlink satellites.
Apple explains to world why third-party payment options are bad
Expects to get the Epic Games case thrown out
Fruity cargo cult Apple outlined its objections to allowing app developers to link to third-party payment options ahead of a hearing next month that could determine whether a set of antitrust court orders is put on pause.
Courts slow to catch up with data stored by companies
Trends have changed and some companies have nothing
While a federal grand jury subpoena is not something a company would make PR capital over, Signal has made much hay over a silly attempt to get data from its servers.
Trump social media already in hot water
Dodgy funding and breaking open sauce rules
Donald Trump’s attempts to create his own social media after getting kicked off twitter for arranging an armed coup are running up against a few legal hurdles.
Oracle JDK is free for production use
Apparently users wanted it
The Oracle JDK is available free of charge for production use again under a new Oracle No-Fee Terms and Conditions license.
Wikipedia editors are gods Richard Dawkins discovers
They tell you what to believe
Fundamentalist atheist Richard Dawkins has discovered that Wackypedia editors are the true gods of the internet and that he is but a worthless sinner.
Nadella says companies need new norms
It is like 1066 all over
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella seems to have given up on the days when everyone used to be in an office.
Fanboys are actually buying Apple’s expensive rag
Apple fanboys are really too stupid to exist in the genepool
You can generally tell how stupid and susceptible to marketing a person is by how much Apple gear he or she owns. The extent of an Apple fan’s stupidity has now reached a new low with the release of Apple’s $20 rag.
AMD RDNA 3 graphics cards taped out
Now if only someone would manufacture it
The dark satanic rumour mill claims that AMD has taped out its RDNA 3 graphics cards.