Micron ships 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory
Published in News
Thursday, 02 May 2024 10:49

Micron ships 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory


Faster than a speeding bullet

Micron Technology has announced it's shipping its whopping 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory, which can manage 5,600 MT/s if it is going downhill and has the wind behind it.

Windows 11 use falls
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Thursday, 02 May 2024 10:36

Windows 11 use falls


The return of Windows 10

Windows 11 has seen its market share take a tumble, falling below the 26 per cent mark.

Google takes out its core
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Thursday, 02 May 2024 09:59

Google takes out its core


Wants to be as evil as Apple

Google has bid farewell to 200 of its 'Core' team members. The tech giant, renowned for its 'do no evil' mantra, appears to have adopted a new approach: 'do more cheaper.' With the speed of a game of musical chairs, roles are being relocated to India and Mexico, a move that raises questions about the company's outsourcing strategy.

Return of the smartphone
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Thursday, 02 May 2024 09:46

Return of the smartphone


Qualcomm results surprise Wall Street

Qualcomm has reported fiscal second-quarter earnings that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's expectations, accompanied by a robust forecast for the upcoming quarter.

Big Blue in "Big Iron" dust-up
Published in Cloud
Tuesday, 30 April 2024 11:24

Big Blue in "Big Iron" dust-up


Wants to stop a cloud service 

IBM is in court to halt the operation of a cloud service that allegedly infringes upon its mainframe intellectual property.

AMD results expected tonight
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Tuesday, 30 April 2024 11:13

AMD results expected tonight


Cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are holding their breath

Wall Street is waiting expectantly for AMD to announce its results tonight after Chipzilla’s disappointing report almost sent them to the window ledges.

US insists that it does not want to stop Chinese growth
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We just want to make sure our companies rule the world

The US Secretary of State Antony Blinken made the bizarre claim that all the sanctions his country had put on Chinese firms were not to stop that country from growing economically.

Apple fanboys start whinging as Vision Pro costs them
Published in AI


You can’t even off-load them on eBay

Apple fanboys are talking about how depressed the failure of the Vision Pro has made them feel.

Samsung’s foldable phone empire folds
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 30 April 2024 10:02

Samsung’s foldable phone empire folds


Falling sales in China

Samsung’s foldable phone sales have tanked in the face of competition from Chinese rivals.

Apple given six months to sort out iPadOS
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Tuesday, 30 April 2024 09:43

Apple given six months to sort out iPadOS


Must follow the same rules as everyone else

Fruity cargo cult Apple his being corralled by the EU's Digital Markets Act (DMA) to bring its iPadOS into line.