Apple blocks Steam Apps
Apple has blocked the plans of the biggest distributor of PC-based video games to extend its reach into iPhones because, while it would give users access to a lot of games, Steam did not want to gut its bottom line and give Apple all its profits.
Backwards compatiblity is for proper computers
Apple has begun warning its users that their favourite 32-bit apps will soon not work on MacOS.
No need to cross shark infested waters
Microsoft has finally come up with software which will allow refugees from the autocratic Apple cult escape the clutches of a company that does not really care about them any more.
MateBook running Windows 10 far better than iOS
The smug bloke who championed the Mac computer has defected to Huawei and is peddling its MateBook instead.
Market leaders grew while Jobs’ Mob fell
The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple has really dropped the ball when it comes to hardware and is rapidly losing ground to rivals.
Mac users are revolting... well more revolting than normal
The Tame Apple Press is in a lot of pain over the new Apple Mac Pro. No matter how hard it tries, it cannot polish the turd and is now turning against its Apple overlords.
Apple is preparing to launch its updated versions of MacBooks and a new USB Type-C MagSafe-like charging, new CPUs and an OLED touch are the loudest of rumors.
It does not matter how much you paid
It might have cost you an arm and a leg, but Apple does not expect its shiny toys to last longer than three to four years.
Just don’t expect it to be easy
For some reason the Mozilla Foundation are unable to get a stable version of Firefox which operates in 64-bit Windows.