Claims it will rival Twitter and Mastodon

Meta is working on a standalone, text-based social network app.

Tire fire of the vanities 

Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk has found another shiny object to distract him from making money.

Public humiliation of disabled hero

Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the end of Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s tasteless jokes this week.

Musk gets rid of the engineers who keep the company running

Business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk laid off more than 50 people from Twitter over the weekend, choosing to let go those who could keep the technical side of the business running.

Soon he will be all alone in the office with his thank-you card from the Kremlin

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s management of Twitter appears limited to firing staff – which he does extremely well.

It doesn't matter

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk Twitter has decided that his social notworking outfit needs advertising so much he will allow cannabis companies to promote their brands on the platform.

Engineers worked out a way to shut their boss up 

Elon [look at me] Musk's invasion of users Twitter feeds was a deliberate move by engineers to get their boss to shut up, according to some new reports.

Blames the algorithm

Twitter CEO Elon [Look at me] Musk started flooding users with his words of wisdom, and conspiracy posts yesterday.

Musk censors everyone 

After taking over Twitter to make sure that right-wing voices were heard on the social notworking site, Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk accidentally censored everyone.

If only the company could afford to keep its clients' accounts safe

Nate Fick, the inaugural US ambassador for Cyberspace and Digital Policy announced the hack of his personal account over the weekend.