Shares tumble as cash cow stuck
Apple fanboys are ignoring Jobs’ Mob’s latest iPhone offerings in droves leading shareholders to see darker days ahead for Apple.
Why can't Apple get the batteries right?
The Tame Apple Press is having to admit that its favourite company's iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max is a lemon... or at least is better off powered by one.
Will be providing a rubber band and software which does work next week
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is having some serious headaches with the software in its iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max and has admitted that it will have to fix it before the camera will work properly.
Dorset Echo goes a little bonkers
The fruity cargo cult Apple has been able to get away with murder over the years thanks to its religiously inspired fanboys. Now it seems Apple has felt the need to test their faith by releasing an iPhone is dangerous – at least according to the Dorset Echo.
Drops the iPhone 11
Apple's 2022 iPhone lineup has been filled with the new iPhone 14 series and as it no longers includes the iPhone 11, this means that the list is now all 5G.
Pill-shaped notch, better cameras, new A16 chipset
At its big iPhone event, Apple unveiled its new flagship Pro-series smartphones, the iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max, bringing a slight change in the design with the pill-shaped notch, the new A16 Bionic chip, and new cameras.
New iPhones, A16, Apple Watch Series 8, and more
Apple has officially confirmed its next big event for September 7th, where we expect new iPhone models, the new A16 SoC, Apple Watch Series 8, and more.
Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection
Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.
Ten reasons why Moderna's CEO is wrong
Moderna's CEO made a bit of a mistake when he compared COVID-19 vaccines to iPhones.