Flagship iPhone spies on users
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 06 December 2019 11:07

Flagship iPhone spies on users


Even when it is turned off

Fruity cargo cult Apple is in the middle of another spying row after security researcher and journalist Brian Krebs noted that the flagship iPhone 11 Pro will track a user’s location, even when location settings are turned off.

Apple to remove lightning ports from iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 06 December 2019 10:14

Apple to remove lightning ports from iPhone


No ports in a storm

Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo says there will be four new OLED iPhone models in 2020, followed by a new iPhone without a Lightning port in 2021.

iPhone made me gay
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 03 October 2019 11:17

iPhone made me gay


A Russian man is suing

A Russian bloke is suing Apple after he claimed its iPhone made him a homosexual.

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone
Published in News
Wednesday, 18 September 2019 10:47

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone


The structure of the universe has changed

After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.

iPhone 11 triggers fear of holes phobia
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Thursday, 12 September 2019 13:03

iPhone 11 triggers fear of holes phobia


While is why Blackburn in Lancashire is deserted 

People with a fear of small holes have claimed the design of Apple's iPhone 11 Pro is triggering their phobia.

Asia gives iPhone the thumbs down
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Wednesday, 11 September 2019 11:46

Asia gives iPhone the thumbs down


We can get things cheaper and better here thanks

Analysts hope that Apple's price reductions on its new iPhones would attract the attention of Asian buyers have been dashed.

Apple confuses the market with ugly iPhone
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Wednesday, 11 September 2019 10:40

Apple confuses the market with ugly iPhone


Looks like a rectangular bowling ball

The jury is still out as to whether Apple is serious about design any more after it released an iPhone which broke most of Steve Jobs' design rules.

Price of iPhone Zero Day exploits falls
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Thursday, 05 September 2019 10:53

Price of iPhone Zero Day exploits falls


There are just too many of them, and Android is hard to beat

Security exploits broker Zerodium is paying a higher price for Zero Day attacks that target Android than it pays for comparable attacks targeting iOS.

Apple sends out iPhone 2019 invites
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Friday, 30 August 2019 10:24

Apple sends out iPhone 2019 invites


September 10, 10 AM PST / 7 PM CET / 6PM BST

Companies like launching new products on Tuesdays and Apple traditionally launches its new iPhone in the September timeframe.

Apple steps up bounty on iPhone bugs
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Friday, 09 August 2019 10:48

Apple steps up bounty on iPhone bugs


Finally a decent income for iPhone hackers

Apple has increased the amount it’s offering hackers for finding vulnerabilities in iPhones and Macs, up to $1 million.