China retaliates against Trump’s tariffs
Published in News
Tuesday, 04 February 2025 09:59

China retaliates against Trump’s tariffs


Rare earth exports strangled

The trade war between China and the US took an ugly turn after President Donald Trump imposed a ten per cent tariff on Chinese goods entering the US.

DeepSeek data wide open
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Monday, 03 February 2025 09:45

DeepSeek data wide open


Apparently, security was something it overlooked

Security outfit Wiz says it has found shedloads of sensitive data from the Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek inadvertently exposed to the open internet.

Italy bans DeepSeek
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Friday, 31 January 2025 11:53

Italy bans DeepSeek


You give our data to the Chinese you sleep with the fishes

Italy’s data protection authority has blocked access to the Chinese artificial intelligence model DeepSeek, citing insufficient information about its handling of personal data.

Apple’s results worse than expected
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Friday, 31 January 2025 09:53

Apple’s results worse than expected


iPhone cash cow dying

The Tame Apple Press set itself to spin to save the company after the outfit announced falling iPhone sales.

DeepSeek has serious security issues
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Thursday, 30 January 2025 09:42

DeepSeek has serious security issues


Might not be the OpenAI killer predicted

The Chinese artificial intelligence (AI) outfit DeepSeek might not be a quick and dirty OpenAI killer after all.

Wall Street melts down over Chinese AI upstart
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Hardware share prices crash

In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.

Apple’s shares slide as cash cow dies in China
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You can’t really depend on a single product

The fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see its single-product cash cow business model begin to fall apart.

Trump’s Homeland security abandons Chinese telecoms hack investigation
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Misuse of resources

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has terminated all members of its advisory committees, including the Cyber Safety Review Board (CSRB), which had been investigating a major Chinese cyberattack on large US telecom firms.

Trump reprieves TikTok
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Tuesday, 21 January 2025 10:58

Trump reprieves TikTok


Gives it time to be flogged to his mates

President Donald Trump swooped in with a last-minute save to the social notworking app TikTok to allow users to see his glorious inauguration ceremony.

Nvidia hits back at Biden's AI chip restrictions
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You ain't seen nothing yet

Nvidia is up in arms against the Biden administration's AI chip export limitations, accusing the government of jeopardising its business with new rules.