Musk censored posts to help the Turkish government get re-elected
Censorship is fine so long as I am doing it
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has been accused of being rather selective regarding free speech and is allowing Turkish ruler Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to censor his rivals before crucial elections.
Musk admits Twitter was a mistake and hires a proper CEO
Linda Yaccarino handed a poisoned chalice
Former supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk has named Linda Yaccarino as the new Twitter CEO who will come in and attempt to make it all work after he has pretty much destroyed the company.
Musk claims he has found a woman to run Twitter
She starts in six weeks
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has finally admitted that the social notworking business is a lot harder than it looks and has hired a new CEO (not pictured) to sort it out for him.
Musk allows graphic mass shooting pictures to stay on Twitter
Musk asks if nazi shooter really was a nazi
Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s Twitter is the go-to site if you want graphic pictures from Saturday’s mass shooting in Texas which killed nine and wounded seven.
Musk throws toys out of the pram after Microsoft quits Twitter
Either pay me lots of money or I will sue
Software King of the World, Microsoft seemed to unleash supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s inner child when it decided it no longer wanted to have anything to do with Twitter.
Musk claims to developing his own AI
Oh look another shiny thing
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has created a new company dedicated to artificial intelligence presumably because his move into right-wing social media by buying Twitter sank faster than the Titanic.
Russians think that less than a per cent of its trolls are detected
The west are so stupid they believe stories about cathedrals
Buried in the secret documents about the Ukrainian war which a kid leaked to his gaming group to show how important he was, is an indication that nice Mr Putin cleaned the West's clock when it came to manipulating social media and search engine rankings.
Musk admits he only has 1500 Twitter staff left
But lots of interesting lawsuits and just about breaking even
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that his takeover of Twitter has not gone as well has he expected.
Musk rules that the New York Times does not exist
Unless it pays him to acknowledge them
Supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has ruled that Apple’s favourite fanzine the New York Times does not exist.
Musk admits that Twitter has lost half its value since he took over
That is the sort of business genius he is
Red-faced supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he has succeeded in reducing the value of Twitter by a half since he took over.