Nvidia announces new Indiana Jones and the Great Circle GeForce RTX 40 Series Bundle
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$99.99 value game for RTX 40 series GPU purchase

Nvidia has announced its latest Indiana Jones and the Great Circle GeForce RTX 40 Series Bundle, which will bundle the Digital Premium Edition of the game with the purchase of RTX 40 series graphics cards and desktops, as well as laptops with RTX 40 series GPUs.

Intel’s shares fall on the back of Arrow Lake disaster
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Chipzilla can’t get a break

Chipzilla’s share price took a significant hit today, dropping nearly 4.5 per cent as the Cocane Nose Jobs of Wall Street decided that the company’s Arrow Lake launch was a damp squib.  

Nvidia is building a CPU
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Thursday, 07 November 2024 11:25

Nvidia is building a CPU


Taking on Intel and AMD

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is building a CPU for consumer PCs, marking a step into territory dominated by AMD and Chipzilla.

US government mulls Intel bail out
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Tuesday, 05 November 2024 11:04

US government mulls Intel bail out


Or a forced merger with AMD and Marvell

The US government, faced with spending money on a civilised healthcare system, welfare, or decent infrastructure, is considering throwing more money at Intel.  

OpenAI's Sam Altman declares AGI "achievable" with existing kit
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It might cost a bit

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman claims that current hardware can achieve Artificial General Intelligence (AGI). However, this optimistic vision requires $7 trillion price tag and many years to construct 36 semiconductor plants and additional data centres.

Nvidia replaces Chipzilla in Dow Jones Industrial Average
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AI Boom kicks off the old dinosaur 

In a significant reshuffle of the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA), Nvidia is set to replace Intel, reflecting the boom in artificial intelligence (AI) and a significant shift in the semiconductor industry.

Chipzilla must slice off its Fab business
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Monday, 28 October 2024 11:18

Chipzilla must slice off its Fab business


Former directors say

Four former Intel directors have published an article in Fortune, urging the company to spin off its fab business.

Nvidia surpasses Apple as world's most valuable company
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Tame Apple Press in shock

The Tame Apple Press spent Friday night in the pub drowning its collective sorrows as it was announced that Nvidia has overtaken Apple as the world's most valuable company.

Nvidia claims responsibility for Blackwell failures
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Nothing to do with TSMC

The leather jacketed bubble waiting to burst, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang has denied that there was any tension between his outfit and TSMC.  He said that the reason that the Blackwell chip was delayed was 100 per cent down to Nvidia.

Nvidia expects to have used a billion RISC-V cores this year
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It is not all about CUDA

By the end of the year Nvidia will have shipped a billion RISC-V cores under the bonnet of its GPUS.