Apple messing with Telegram
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 11 August 2022 12:02

Apple messing with Telegram


Telegram CEO Founder dares to complain

Telegram CEO Founder Pavel Valeryevich Durov has apparently realised that the fruity cargo cult Apple is messing with him.

Apple finally brings back the battery gauge
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 09 August 2022 11:39

Apple finally brings back the battery gauge


After keeping users in the dark for so long

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally caved into pressure and bought back the battery percentage gauge on the iOS 16.

Apple dragged into Taiwan mess
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 05 August 2022 13:20

Apple dragged into Taiwan mess


Chinese causing trouble over Nancy Pelosi's visit 

Fruity cargo cult Apple has told its Taiwanese suppliers that they must follow draconian Chinese customs regulations after the company had components held up in customs.

Apple says hit the road jack to iPad
Published in News
Friday, 05 August 2022 12:52

Apple says hit the road jack to iPad


Entry-level iPad loses useful tool

Apple's upcoming entry-level iPad is rumored to cut the 3.5mm headphone jack which while being incredibly useful had been purged from Jobs' Mob's line up ages ago.

Dell boldly goes where Apple could not
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 03 August 2022 11:45

Dell boldly goes where Apple could not


Patents a method to wireless charge a phone from your PC

After years of trying to get a PC to wirelessly charge a phone from a PC and failing, fruity cargo cult Apple has been beaten to the punch by the grey box shifter Dell.

Tame Apple Press admits that Pixel 6A cleans iPhone SE’s clock
Published in Mobiles


Job’s Mob’s control is slipping

The unthinkable is happening and the Tame Apple Press is starting to admit that their favourite manufacturer is being outclassed.

Catanian cops seize 2,200 fake headphones and smart watches
Published in Mobiles


Apple and Samsung knock offs 

Inspector Knacker of the Catanian Yard has seized more than 2,200 fake headphones and smart watches.

Torvalds converts to Apple
Published in News
Monday, 01 August 2022 11:16

Torvalds converts to Apple


Unlikely Apple Fanboy of the Year 

Linus Torvalds has praised the Asahi Linux distribution that runs on Apple gear for making Arm-powered computers useful for developers and says he wants an Apple mac now.

Putin tried to steal Apple users' data
Published in News
Friday, 29 July 2022 11:11

Putin tried to steal Apple users' data


All your Coldplay collections are belong to glorious Russian republic

The Tame Apple Press is furious after Russia’s biggest internet services provider appears to have conducted a special operation to re-routed traffic made by Apple users through its own servers.

Cheaper M2 MacBook Air is pointless and still expensive
Published in PC Hardware


Better off with a slide rule

The M2 MacBook Air is shipping in two favours, expensive and very expensive, and Apple fanzine Macworld has cautiously admitted that the lower price version is probably not worth buying.