Apple results dire
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Friday, 03 February 2023 11:10

Apple results dire


Blames everyone else but itself 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has rushed to blame everyone else but its own lack of innovation and management for what are its worst results in seven years.

First gen iPhone sold for $50,000
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Friday, 03 February 2023 10:27

First gen iPhone sold for $50,000


Half the original price -- who says these things can't keep their value?

A first generation, unopened 2007 iPhone is expected to sell for more than $50,000 when it goes to auction today.

Watchdog barks at Apple’s staff management policy
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Staff are allowed to complain about health and safety

Former Apple staffer turned health and safety whistleblower Ashley Gjøvik (pictured) said that the US National Labour Relations Board has found merit in two of her complaints against the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Apple sued for not providing good enough privacy
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Apple sued for not providing good enough privacy. Users complain that the company told them it was brilliant.

The Fruity cargo cult Apple is in hot water for not providing users with the privacy it claimed.

Apple’s overpriced cheese grater will not allow graphics upgrades
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Does not look like you can upgrade anything on the thing

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not look like it will be allowing businesses who have shelled out up to $50,000 on its Mac Pros to carry out GPU upgrades.

Apple wants to shift a quarter of its production to India
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China getting too problematic

Fruity cargo-cult Apple wants to shift its production to a place where it will have less trouble with the authorities and has settled on a place which is great for worker pay and conditions -- India.

Apple watch doxed its owner
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Friday, 20 January 2023 11:07

Apple watch doxed its owner


Armed offenders called 

Armed police were called to an Australian gym after an Apple watch doxed its owner and called them.

Apple’s new Homepod sounds same as the old one
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Just a bit cheaper

Early reviewers of Apple’s Homepod are supprised that the speaker system sounds exactly the same as the old one which Jobs’ Mob discontinued two years ago.

Apple TV users forced to buy an iPhone
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Wednesday, 18 January 2023 12:04

Apple TV users forced to buy an iPhone


Otherwise your device is just another brick in the wall

Apple is forcing its Apple TV users to buy an iPhone.

Apple unveils M2 Pro and M2 Max SoCs
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Tuesday, 17 January 2023 20:06

Apple unveils M2 Pro and M2 Max SoCs


More CPU and GPU cores

Today, at its dedicated event, Apple has unveiled new M2 Pro and M2 Max SoC, adding both more CPU and GPU cores, more L2 cache, and unified memory, as well as the latest WiFi 6E and 8K HDMI support, all in order to power the new MacBook Pro and Mac mini devices.