Apple sued for playing monopoly
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Monday, 04 March 2024 09:49

Apple sued for playing monopoly


Cloud scams made users pay more

Fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a lawsuit accusing the tech giant of running an illegal monopoly over digital storage for its customers.

Xiaomi boss Lei Jun stunned by Jobs' Mob's car U-turn
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Why couldn't they get it to start?

Self-professed Apple fanboy and Xiaomi boss Lei Jun is stunned after the fruity cargo cult pulled out of the car market.

Apple's car project goes up in smoke
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Wednesday, 28 February 2024 11:40

Apple's car project goes up in smoke


Wasted ten years and millions of quid

Apple has finally given up on its electric car project after ten years of faffing about, changing direction and leadership, and ultimately creating only stories in the Tame Apple Press.

Apple faces probe for killing iPhone web apps in EU
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The price for being petulant

Apple could be in hot water over its decision to scrap iPhone web apps in the European Union, the Financial Times reports.

Microsoft tried to flog Bing to Apple but got snubbed
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It probably wished it had bought it now

Microsoft offered to sell its Bing search engine to Apple in 2018, Google claimed in a court paper this month.

Apple’s expensive Vision Pro is cracking up
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Jobs’ mob rubs paws at prospect of making money repairing it

Apple Vision Pro owners are posting identical reports of a crack appearing on the front glass of their overpriced headsets.

Jobs' Mob robbing meditation gurus
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Friday, 23 February 2024 11:22

Jobs' Mob robbing meditation gurus


Nevermind Nervana, give us 30 per cent of your rice bowl

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been bullying the maker of a meditation app and demanding that a third of the donations given to its teachers be handed over to keep the company wealthy.

Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice
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Wednesday, 21 February 2024 10:33

Apple tells fanboys not to serve iPhones in rice


iPhone sushi is not an approved technology solution

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been forced to tell its rather stupid fanboys that sticking their expensive iPhones in a bed of rice will not be good for their health.

Apple moves Vision Pro team to sort out foldable flop
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Failure meets vapourware in custard's last stand

Fruity cargo cult Apple is so proud of its Vision Pro team, which made an expensive product which is being returned, it has shifted them to sorting out its foldable phone flop mess.

Zuck slams Apple's pricey face gadget
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Thursday, 15 February 2024 10:32

Zuck slams Apple's pricey face gadget


The emperor has no clothes

Apple's Vision Pro is getting a lot of stick now that it can be stuck to faces and now Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has joined in.