Nexflix tells Apple to go forth and multiply
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Apple TV is not for us

The fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to get into the television business has been delivered a slap over the nose with a rolled up newspaper by Netflix.

Apple stole three Qualcomm ideas
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Monday, 18 March 2019 12:38

Apple stole three Qualcomm ideas


Told to pay $31 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s quest to avoid paying Qualcomm billions in patent royalties has hit an iceberg as a jury has ruled against it.

Apple strikes back at Spotify
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Friday, 15 March 2019 13:15

Apple strikes back at Spotify


Wants 'the benefits of a free app without being free'

Apple has hit back in response to Spotify's European Commission (EC) complaint.

US court rules Qualcomm owes Apple a billion dollars
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If only we knew how to do that when debt collectors call

A US federal judge has issued a preliminary ruling that Qualcomm owes Apple $1 billion in patent royalty rebate payments.

Apple faces antitrust action in EU
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Wednesday, 13 March 2019 12:05

Apple faces antitrust action in EU


Spotify files EU complaint against Apple's 'anticompetitive' App Store rules

The fruity cargo cult Apple is finding itself in antitrust hot water in the European Union.

Boffins fear Apple Airpods
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Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:51

Boffins fear Apple Airpods


Apple could be messing with your minds

Apple's move to wireless AirPods may have created health hazards which may interfere with your brain’s ability to communicate.

Foxconn-Microsoft legal spat escalates
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Tuesday, 12 March 2019 12:42

Foxconn-Microsoft legal spat escalates


You say potato and I say tomato

Taiwanese mega-manufacturer Foxconn has outright denied that it infringed Microsoft patents and claimed it never needed to pay a red cent.

Apple caught out by foldable phones
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Friday, 08 March 2019 11:46

Apple caught out by foldable phones


Cards: you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

The fruity cargo cult Apple has discovered, much to its horror, that the great unwashed see foldable phones as the sort of future technology it should have been producing.

Trump thinks Tim Cook is an Apple
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Thursday, 07 March 2019 10:33

Trump thinks Tim Cook is an Apple


A cooking apple

US president Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump seems to be having a spot of confusion about who is in charge of the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Chinese slash costs of iPhones again
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Wednesday, 06 March 2019 12:48

Chinese slash costs of iPhones again


Still too expensive

Chinese retailers, desperate to offload overpriced iPhones, have slashed the price on the technological turkeys for a second time.