
Job’s Mob nudged for selling smoke as substance
You can't say something is intelligent when it isn't
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has quietly walked back its “available now” claim about its Apple Intelligence features after the National Advertising Division gave it a sharp nudge for being a bit too enthusiastic with the truth.

OpenAI eyes Chrome if regulators gut Google
All roads lead to Chrome
ChatGPT wouldn’t mind getting its paws on Chrome, if the courts end up prying it from Google’s iron grip.

Chipzilla’s axe is swinging again
Intel to slash 20 per cent of workforce in latest bloodbath
Troubled Chipzilla is back in the firing line, reportedly preparing to boot 20 per cent of its staff in what looks like the biggest cull since it last had a go in August.

Whistleblower said DOGE data droids raided union files.
Followed by some hacking behaviour
A whistleblower said that a DOGE team entered the National Labour Relations Board in early March and carried out some strange security antics.

AMD’s Radeon RX 9070 GRE leaks
Trimmed-down cores and memory cuts, but pushes clocks hard
Specs for AMD’s upcoming Radeon RX 9070 GRE—short for "Great Radeon Edition," —have slipped out ahead of its official reveal, and it’s shaping up to fill the void between the RX 9070 and the RX 9060 XT.

TSMC can’t police where its chips end up
Export rules can’t keep China out of the AI loop
Taiwan’s semiconductor overlord, TSMC, has admitted there’s no foolproof way to keep its advanced chips out of China’s hands, despite tightening US export controls and a looming tariff storm.

Nvidia plans to fix the China crisis
Custom AI chips with local partners
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Nvidia is going all-in on a Plan B: building custom, China-specific AI chips through partnerships with domestic tech firms like DeepSeek.

Huawei’s 910C GPU to hit mass shipments
Fills AI gap left by Nvidia H20 export ban
Huawei is gearing up to flood the Chinese market with its new 910C artificial intelligence chip as early as next month, according to insiders, offering domestic tech firms a lifeline after the US clamped down on Nvidia’s AI hardware sales.

Amazon quietly cools off global data centre ambitions
Joining rival Microsoft in a conservative approach
Amazon Web Services has started dragging its heels on some data centre leases, particularly internationally, signalling that even the cloud titans are feeling the pinch as economic headwinds and tariff chatter rattles the tech sector.

Nvidia fixes thermal bug
Driver 576.15 ends long-running sensor mess and flaming GPUs
Nvidia has issued a fix for a bug that’s been quietly sabotaging its RTX graphics cards, leaving users flying blind on GPU temperatures and risking overheating in the process.