SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet breaks even
Two million subscribers
There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."
Pentagon pays Starlink for Ukraine service
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender
The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.
Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI
Just like he did Tesla
The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.
Europeans take on Musk in space
Will build a rival satellite constellation
A consortium of nearly every major European satellite company has announced a bid for a proposed satellite constellation to provide global communications.
Musk’s Starship rocket blows up
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is still “a success”
Starlink’s Starship rocket blew up during a launch, but the company, which is run by supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk, claimed the whole shebang was a success.
Starlink offers $200 per month service
But you can only use it to do what Musk says
The SpaceX-owned Starlink service is offering a new Global Roaming service.
Starlink claims drone use is against terms and conditions
Unfair to that nice Mr Putin
Elon [Look at me] Musk's attempts to intervene in the Ukraine war in favour of that nice Mr Putin, have ratcheted up a gear with his claim that the use of Starlink service to pilot drones, which has been pivital to the country's survival, violated the terms and conditions.
Amazon to deliver test satellite to run internet
If you are out when we deliver we will hide them behind the bins
Amazon is getting ready to launch two test satellites for its Project Kuiper satellite internet constellation, built to compete with services like SpaceX Starlink and OneWeb.
Musk dumps rocket junk on Aussie's farm
But it doesn't matter he is poorer than Musk
Elon [look at me] Musk's love of his fellow humans has resulted in him dumping a three-metre long piece of junk from a SpaceX rocket on some Aussie bloke's field.
OneWeb and Eutelsat merge to take on Musk
Cluster bomb
Internet satellite operators OneWeb and Eutelsat are planning to merge in the hopes of becoming a stronger rival to SpaceX's Starlink which is run by Elon [look at me] Musk