No one wants to be his friend
Elon [look at me] Musk sees a mass exodus of sales staff from his social notworking outfit X.
Has a rant
It appears that Elon [look at me] Musk has been feeling tired and emotional about the number of big-name advertisers leaving his social notworking site.
Two million subscribers
There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."
Musk does not talk to mortals
The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking a court order that would compel Elon [look at me] Musk to testify as part of an investigation into his purchase of Twitter.
Musk thinks getting rid of headlines will fix that
Billionaire friend of Vladimir Putin Elon [look at me] Musk has revamped his social networking site by removing its headlines on article links.
Musk summoned to the Capitol
Elon [look at me] Musk has been summoned to the US Capitol to explain how he foiled a Ukrainian attack on Russia by switching off his Space X satellites.
Ukraine counter-intelligence claims
Russian hackers are flat-out trying to come up with a way to bring down Elon [Musk] Musk's Starlink satellites, Ukraine's counter-intelligence agency has claimed.
He is not worth it Elon
Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the interwebs not to encourage her boy to have a cage fight with Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg.
Just as it breaks even
Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender
The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.