Apple iPhone sales slump
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 01 August 2018 11:52

Apple iPhone sales slump


But higher prices  still means Job's Mob still makes more money 

The Tame Apple Press is celebrating the fact that its favourite company managed to make more money in the third quarter. Appleā€™s revenues were up to $53.3 billion vs. $52.34 billion last year.

Hacking campaign targets iPhones
Published in News
Tuesday, 17 July 2018 11:43

Hacking campaign targets iPhones


But... but... that is impossible

Apple's faith-based security system is finding itself under siege from a hacking campaign.

iPhone users left out of Europe scheme
Published in News
Thursday, 21 June 2018 15:25

iPhone users left out of Europe scheme


Use Android, UK government says

A scheme to allow European Union citizens who want to stay in the UK after the country leaves next year will exclude people who use iPhones from registering.

Apple fined for bricking old iPhones down under
Published in Mobiles


Fine is probably not going to hurt

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been slapped rigorously about the chops with a wet bus ticket by an Aussie court which decided that it was wrong to brick iPhones which had been fixed at non-authorised repairers.

Apple iPhone sales to fall 20 percent
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 11 June 2018 12:09

Apple iPhone sales to fall 20 percent


Further signs that Apple's cash cow is stuck 

Apple expects to ship 80 million new model iPhones this year, down 20 percent from what it had planned at the same time last year.

Apple knew its iPhone would bend
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 25 May 2018 10:48

Apple knew its iPhone would bend


It still denied it

Fruity cargo cult Apple knew that its iPhone 6 and 6 Plus were designed in such a way that they would bend, according to internal documents.

US court rules against Samsung over iPhone design
Published in Mobiles


Neither side happy

A US court has ruled that Samsung must pay Apple $539 million for infringing five patents with Android phones it sold in 2010 and 2011, but there are major reasons why Apple will not be happy with the verdict.

Apple fanboy Trump refuses to part with his two iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Despite security fears

Despite the fact that he is placing the United States in the hands of Apple's unique security system, President Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump refuses to give up his two iPhones, even if his security staff plead with him to be a little more sensible.

Apple makes money even as iPhone dies
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 02 May 2018 11:20

Apple makes money even as iPhone dies


Never mind inovation look at my wad

You would think that with its iPhone cash cow dying and it being unable to make a decent PC any more, Apple would be struggling. But according to its latest results it is still doing quite well.

Zen man Jim Keller leaves Tesla for Intel
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 26 April 2018 08:48

Zen man Jim Keller leaves Tesla for Intel


Updated: Leaves Tesla to kick-start Chipzilla

Jim Keller, the former AMD chip executive behind the Zen roadmap, has left Tesla for Intel and joining fellow AMD refugee Raja Koduri to help Chipzilla sort out of its manufacturing stall of the last few years.