Apple iPhone sales fall by 20 percent
Published in News
Tuesday, 12 February 2019 12:37

Apple iPhone sales fall by 20 percent


While Huawei soared by 23 percent

Apple iPhone sales in China fell 20 percent year-on-year in the fourth quarter of 2018, while sales for smartphones made by home-grown rival Huawei soared by 23 percent.

Apple will keep iPhone charging slow
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 12 February 2019 11:12

Apple will keep iPhone charging slow


Rumour says Jobs’ mob wants to save money

The fruity cargo cult Apple has decided that it is more important to push the margins on its overpriced phones than give users new technology.

iPhone cloud hacking not that tricky
Published in News
Monday, 11 February 2019 10:43

iPhone cloud hacking not that tricky


We always use our friend Stanley

Hackers do not seem to have any difficulty hacking into users iCloud accounts.

UAE denies iPhone hack
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 01 February 2019 11:40

UAE denies iPhone hack


It was broken when we got there

A United Arab Emirates senior diplomat denied the country had targeted “friendly countries” or American citizens in a cyberspying programme that a Reuters report said involved a hacking team of US mercenaries.

iPhone lets fanboys eavesdrop
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 29 January 2019 11:24

iPhone lets fanboys eavesdrop


Apple programming strikes again

The programmers at the fruity cargo cult Apple who brought us a watch that could not tell the time, have released software with a truly bad security flaw feature which allows fanboys to listen in on each others' conversations.

Apple demanded $1 billion for chance to win exclusive iPhone contract
Published in Mobiles


We don't think that is how it should work 

The fruity cargo cult Apple demanded a billion dollars from Qualcomm for the opportunity to exclusively supply its products for the iPhone, Qualcomm's CEO told a court.

Apple fanboy who sold a kidney for an iPhone still suffers
Published in Mobiles


Wrecked his life

A poster child for Apple fanboys has been telling the press that he probably made a mistake.

Apple slashes iPhone production
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 09 January 2019 11:26

Apple slashes iPhone production


It might have been more logical to slash the price

Apple has reduced planned production for its three new iPhone models by about 10 percent for the January-March quarter according to the Nikkei Asian Review.

Trump adviser fakes Apple scare story
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 07 January 2019 11:56

Trump adviser fakes Apple scare story


Normally fake Apple news comes from Apple

Trump adviser Larry Kudlow had a crack at promoting a fake news story claiming that the Chinese “may have” stolen Apple’s technology.

Apple admits it is going to miss iPhone sales
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 03 January 2019 10:18

Apple admits it is going to miss iPhone sales


About as much on target as an Imperial stormtrooper bagging Ewoks

Apple CEO Tim Cook published a letter to investors warning of weaker than expected first quarter earnings.