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Software king of the world Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said that AI will only be truly successful when it has an App with a tangible impact on global economic growth.

Leaves Wall Street predictions in the dust

Nvidia has defied expectations again, delivering a 78 per cent surge in fourth-quarter revenue, reaching an eye-watering $39.33 billion and outpacing the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street's $38.25 billion prediction.

Call of Duty has used it for ages

After years of fan speculation, Activision has officially confirmed that AI-generated content has been used in Call of Duty—and players aren’t the least bit shocked.

Will not point out that he spreads misinformation  

Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

AI market to grow to $826.7 billion by 2030

Hostinger beancounters have mapped out the timeline for AI agents to shake up the global workforce and replace millions of jobs in the coming years.

Struggles to stay relevant

Big cheeses at the Mozzarella Foundation are worried that they are facing "major headwinds" that threaten its survival, and its president, Mark Surman, says AI is the key to its future.

Poor lambs

Disgruntled employees are using AI to flood businesses with inaccurate and costly lawsuits, forcing companies to spend vast amounts defending themselves, legal experts have warned.

Bureaucracy held it back: Koduri

Troubled Chipzilla had the power to dominate the AI market, but "spreadsheet & PowerPoint snakes" in the boardroom strangled its potential, according to former exec Raja Koduri.

Looked strange at first but worked pretty well

AI has stunned researchers by emerging from a smoke filled lab having designed its own complex wireless chips in hours - which would take human engineers weeks.

Customers left With $700 Paperweights

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP has stepped in to end the Humane AI Pin debacle, acquiring the struggling startup for $116 million—but with a major catch: the deal does not include Humane’s disastrous AI wearable business.