Tame Apple Press comes up with new Apple vapourware
Published in News


Apparently it is going to build a TV now

Desperate to create an illusion that Apple is on the cutting edge of something, the Tame Apple Press is claiming that Jobs’ Mob is working on a TV.

US prepares to sanction more Chinese chipmakers
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 November 2024 09:43

US prepares to sanction more Chinese chipmakers


Because previous sanctions worked so well

The US government may soon introduce a new series of sanctions affecting at least 200 domestic chip makers in China.

Disparity in chipmakers' R&D budgets
Published in News
Tuesday, 26 November 2024 10:22

Disparity in chipmakers' R&D budgets


Nvidia surges ahead of AMD and Intel

Tech Fund has revealed a significant disparity in research and development (R&D) budgets between competing hardware makers AMD and Nvidia. Troubled Intel appears weaker than both despite its vast R&D expenditure.

TSMC will lead markets in 2nm Revolution
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Monday, 25 November 2024 11:53

TSMC will lead markets in 2nm Revolution


On track for 2025

TSMC will mass-produce its 2nm process by 2025 according to a new company statement.

Nvidia to launch GeForce RTX 5090D GPU in China
Published in Graphics


Export control friendly

Nvidia is set to launch its GeForce RTX 5090D GPU for the Chinese market.

First Nvidia RTX 5070 Ti information leaks out
Published in Graphics


Packing 8,960 CUDA cores and 300W TDP

Leaked specifications for Nvidia’s upcoming GeForce RTX 5070 Ti suggest the graphics card will feature more CUDA cores and a higher power draw than its predecessor, packing a total of 8,960 CUDA cores and a TDP of 300W.

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
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Thursday, 21 November 2024 08:46

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings


Wall Street not impressed with record profits

Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.

Nvidia’s Blackwell chips on fire
Published in Network
Tuesday, 19 November 2024 10:51

Nvidia’s Blackwell chips on fire


And not in a good way

Nvidia’s next-generation Blackwell data centre processors have significant overheating problems when installed in high-capacity server racks.

HPE unveils revolutionary supercomputer for AI
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Making the Crays more powerful  

Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE), the former maker of expensive printer ink, has announced an impressive array of supercomputing solutions designed to power intense AI language and multi-modal model training workloads.

Foxconn reports record profit
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Thursday, 14 November 2024 11:25

Foxconn reports record profit


AI Growth Projections

Taiwanese tech giant Foxconn has reported a forecast-topping net profit for the third quarter and anticipates robust future growth in demand for artificial intelligence (AI) servers.