Tame Apple Press blamed the telcos
A software bug in Apple iCloud Private Relay caused it to block connections to telcos.
How to make your users even more annoying by turning them into bullies
Fruity cargo cult Apple thinks that its colour coding of SMS messages will force teens to switch from Android to Apple.
Blood Pressure and glycose testing were vapourware
The Tame Apple Press has been claiming that Apple’s watch will soon be able to measure the wearer’s glucose levels in a noninvasive manner and check their blood pressure.
Nearly $100 million a year
Apple boss Tim Cook's pay in 2021 was 1,447 times that of the average employee at the tech giant, thanks mostly to stock awards that helped him earn a total of nearly $100 million.
After eight years
Apple Silicon leader and T2 security processor developer Jeff Wilcox has left Apple to rejoin Intel and oversee architecture for all Intel System-on-a-Chip (SoC) designs.
Class action calls for both companies to be broken up
A class-action lawsuit has been filed in California against Google, Apple and the CEOs of both tech giants for allegedly violating antitrust laws.
Hackers can take over your home
The software genii at the fruity cargo-cult Apple have penned some natty code which allows a hacker to take a fanboy’s “smart” home.
The Tame Apple Press had a heart attack today when Samsung revealed that it was gunning for Apple in a new Tiger strategy.
Going down a black hole of despair
The Tame Apple press is doing its best to spin a story about India’s antitrust watchdog ordering an investigation into Apple’s business practices.