Musk wants Twitter to become a payment platform
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Dusts off Dog coin hype

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.

Musk "might not be" the best person to run Twitter claims founder
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No, really?

Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.

King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent
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Wednesday, 25 January 2023 10:18

King Charles sues Musk for unpaid rent


Put his head on a spike

King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.

Musk kills Twitter Apps
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Friday, 20 January 2023 12:33

Musk kills Twitter Apps


Borked all of them today

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.

Twitter flogs office furniture in garage sale as profits plummet
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Musk’s business genius in action

Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.

Twitter workers denied court case
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Tuesday, 17 January 2023 11:30

Twitter workers denied court case


Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers 

A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.

Musk's Twitter borks third party apps
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Monday, 16 January 2023 10:56

Musk's Twitter borks third party apps


Conspiracy or just a lack of staff? 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s plan to run Twitter with no staff appears to be coming unstuck as the site’s app appears borked, and there is no one around to fix it.

Musk tries to move long running trial to Texas
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Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me]  Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him. 

Twitter will allow more political adverts
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Wednesday, 04 January 2023 11:16

Twitter will allow more political adverts


So stick around things could get worse 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has taken time from his busy schedule of firing staff, avoiding the landlord, and saving money by making employees bring their own bog roll to work, by allowing political parties to flood the social notworking site with adverts.

Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent
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Tuesday, 03 January 2023 11:15

Musk sued because he forgot to pay the rent


Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash

Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.