Dusts off Dog coin hype
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk wants to turn Twitter into payment platform to compete with the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Apple Pay.
Elon [look at me] Musk is not the right person to be the supreme twit at the social networking company Twitter, according to its co-founder.
Put his head on a spike
King Charles III’s property outfit, Crown Estate is suing supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk for refusing to pay the rent on his swanky London office.
Borked all of them today
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has ordered that all third-party clients on Twitter shall be exterminated.
Musk’s business genius in action
Social notworking site Twitter, which has been skilfully reconstructed by its supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk in his own image, has lost 40 per cent of its revenue in a year.
Musk has Pyrrhic victory over sacked workers
A US judge has ruled that workers sacked by Elon [look at me] Musk have no legal right to sue in a real court and must go to private arbitration instead.
Conspiracy or just a lack of staff?
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s plan to run Twitter with no staff appears to be coming unstuck as the site’s app appears borked, and there is no one around to fix it.
Thinks the people of San Francisco might hate him
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has asked a federal judge in a long running case against him to move a trial from San Francisco to Texas because he thinks the local media has made people hate him.
So stick around things could get worse
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has taken time from his busy schedule of firing staff, avoiding the landlord, and saving money by making employees bring their own bog roll to work, by allowing political parties to flood the social notworking site with adverts.
Musk insists workers bring their own bog roll to work to save cash
Self proclaimed financial genius and supreme Twit, Elon [look at me] Musk has been sued by his landlord for failing to pay the rent in his San Francisco office and bought in daft cost cutting measures including insisting that staff bring in their own bog roll.