VW invests $50 billion in electrification
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Monday, 19 November 2018 10:59

VW invests $50 billion in electrification


Wants to blitzkrieg the new car market

Adolf Hitler’s favourite car company VW is planning to blitzkrieg the developing car electrification industry by investing $50 billion.

VW to seriously undercut Tesla
Published in Transportation
Friday, 09 November 2018 10:57

VW to seriously undercut Tesla


Plans to sell electric Tesla rival for less than $23,000

Adolf Hitler's favourite car company plans to sell a reasonably priced electric car which should kick Telsa to the curb.

VW wants to set some universal self-driving car standards
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Just don't mention diesel

Hitler's favourite car company is in talks with other carmakers to set common standards for self-driving vehicle technology.

Apple signs deal with VW
Published in Transportation
Friday, 25 May 2018 11:04

Apple signs deal with VW


Fruity cargo cult will work with Hitler's favourite car company

The super-green Apple will work alongside a European car maker which has been fined for fiddling its emission ratings to take control of its employee's self-driving shuttles.

Nvidia teams up with VW and Uber
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Monday, 08 January 2018 12:06

Nvidia teams up with VW and Uber


Wow that is a serious popularly contest

GPU maker Nvidia has decided it needs more friends in the car industry and is teaming up with the super popular VW and Uber.

US jails VW executive over emissions
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Friday, 08 December 2017 13:51

US jails VW executive over emissions


Scapegoat found

A US District judge in Detroit has sentenced Oliver Schmidt, a former Volkswagen executive, to seven years in prison for his role in the Volkswagen diesel emissions scandal of 2015.

Nvidia does deal with VW
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Thursday, 29 June 2017 11:34

Nvidia does deal with VW


Emissions not part of the mission 

A company which got into hot water over fudging its benchmarks  has signed a deal with VW.

Qualcomm gets the Volkswagen automotive deal
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Scores world’s biggest car manufacturer

One of the most surprising announcements at the CES 2017 show was the announcement from both Volkswagen and Qualcomm that these two companies will work together on the connectivity of VW cars as well as on the way to implement the Qualcomm self-driving Snapdragon 820A platform in future cars. 

Open source would not have prevented  VW problems
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Not enough checkers in the universe

The recent VW emissions scandal has led many to suggest that such software should be open source to prevent car makers getting away with this sort of thing.