No one wants to be his friend
Elon [look at me] Musk sees a mass exodus of sales staff from his social notworking outfit X.
Has a rant
It appears that Elon [look at me] Musk has been feeling tired and emotional about the number of big-name advertisers leaving his social notworking site.
Two million subscribers
There's now two million subscribers to SpaceX's Starlink satellite internet service, with CEO Elon [look at me] Musk claiming the service has "achieved breakeven cash flow."
Tests it out on the Kiwis because he does not think they will complain
Elon [look at me] Musk has decided to test out charging users to post on his social notworking site X.
Musk does not talk to mortals
The Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking a court order that would compel Elon [look at me] Musk to testify as part of an investigation into his purchase of Twitter.
Musk summoned to the Capitol
Elon [look at me] Musk has been summoned to the US Capitol to explain how he foiled a Ukrainian attack on Russia by switching off his Space X satellites.
He is not worth it Elon
Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the interwebs not to encourage her boy to have a cage fight with Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg.
Just as it breaks even
Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.
Musk will not be allowed to order Ukraine to surrender
The Pentagon has announced that it will purchase Starlink satellite internet terminals from SpaceX to provide communication capabilities to Ukraine as it defends itself against a full-scale Russian invasion.
“Evil rating” level up
The US Food and Drugs Administration (FDA) has decided that despite a high death rate amongst his animal test subjects, it is ok for Elon [look at me] Musk to test installing chips into human brains.