Musk claims Neuralink is only a few months away  
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Only killed 15 out of 23 test subjects

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims that his brain-control interfaces (BCI) startup, Neuralink is only a few months away from installing the chip into humans.

Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short
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Wednesday, 30 November 2022 11:49

Musk blames Apple as Twitter coders fall short


Easier than blaming himself

Supreme Twit, Elon [Look at me] Musk is blaming Apple for delays to his revamped Norwegian Blue subscription.

Musk takes on Apple
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Tuesday, 29 November 2022 09:53

Musk takes on Apple


Let's hope he buys it 

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.

Musk promises Twitter will get end-to-end encryption
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Along with our jet packs, and personal robots 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has reached the point in his control of Twitter where he is making promises about the technology in the hope we will believe them.

Musk makes Twitter a haven for scum and villainy
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“General amnesty” for suspended accounts

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is allowing everyone who was kicked off of Twitter back in, turning it into a haven for the world’s worst and most toxic trolls.

How Musk uses fake “democracy” to re-install hate accounts on Twitter
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You did that, I didn’t

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk appears to have a cunning plan to ensure that everyone suspended for hate speech is reinstated on Twitter by using something he calls “democracy.”

Musk starts hiring for Twitter again
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Tuesday, 22 November 2022 12:11

Musk starts hiring for Twitter again


Apparently the Tumbleweed which remained could not code

After a few weeks of wrecking the social notworking site Twitter, by initiating a purge on staff which made Stalin look like an amateur, supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk said he is hiring again.

Twitter’s offices close as staff tell Musk to shove it
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Mass resignations could cost Musk $40 billion

Twitter’s offices are shut as hundreds of employees revolted against the rule of supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk and resigned en masse.

Musk is getting bored with Twitter
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Thursday, 17 November 2022 11:45

Musk is getting bored with Twitter


Wants someone else to be CEO

After a few weeks of firing everyone, alienating advertisers and generally gutting Twitter, Elon [Look at me] Musk has announced that he is looking for someone else to run things.

Musk relaunches its Twitter Blue verification service
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Will probably U turn on it next week

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk tweeted that the media platform will relaunch its Twitter Blue verification service on 29 November.