Tesla losing billions in China crisis
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Thursday, 23 June 2022 11:24

Tesla losing billions in China crisis


Musk’s mastery on show

Tesla’s new car factories in Texas and Berlin are "losing billions of dollars" as they struggle to increase production because of a shortage of batteries and China port issues, according to Chief Executive Elon Musk.

Elon Musk forces Tesla execs back to office
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Minimum 40 hours a week

The king of Tesla, Elon Musk, is forcing its executive staff back to the office.

Expensive Teslas don’t even come with a charger
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You have to push them 

In a move which copies Apple, Tesla has stopped selling chargers for its electric cars meaning that users will have to spend even more money if they expect their expensive piles of junk to move.

Tesla did ignore Owen Diaz's racial abuse
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Thursday, 14 April 2022 12:22

Tesla did ignore Owen Diaz's racial abuse


But judge lowers the fine because it was a bit high

US District Judge William Orrick has rejected Tesla's argument that it isn't liable to Owen Diaz.

Tesla slams Chinese report quoting its VP saying it is off targets
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We decide if we are off target not our own vice president

Tesla denied a report by Chinese think tank EV100 that quoted the US automaker's vice president as saying that its Shanghai factory was on track to meet its goal of making 500,000 vehicles this year as "inaccurate".

VW wants to take on Tesla
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Wednesday, 17 November 2021 12:50

VW wants to take on Tesla


Triumph of the will

Vollkswagen is planning to take on Tesla in a key electric vehicle (EV) battleground – power infrastructure.

Tesla sued for failing to fulfil technology promise
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You mean they will not have human androids out by the end of the year?

Elon Musk is famous for becoming a little too enthusiastic about his technology’s potential, this year he even claimed he would have a human android which was affordable available. However it appears his mouth might have got him into trouble down under.

Tesla unveils Dojo supercomputer tech
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Monday, 23 August 2021 12:31

Tesla unveils Dojo supercomputer tech


Apparently calculated the existence of rice pudding and income tax before it was switched on

At its AI Day, Tesla unveiled its Dojo supercomputer technology in a move to show off its growing in-house chip design talent.

Tesla bot coming out soon
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Friday, 20 August 2021 13:52

Tesla bot coming out soon


If you believe Musk's latest speech

Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk said the electric automaker would launch a "Tesla Bot" humanoid robot prototype next year, designed for dangerous, repetitive, or monotonous work that people don't like to do, like listening to him make promises he can't keep.

Tesla pays $1.5 million to make battery class action go away
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Throttling stopped cars from catching fire

in 2019, Tesla pushed an over-the-air update to its Model S sedans following an incident when the vehicle caught fire in a Hong Kong car park.