Yandex sold to Russia for half price
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Tuesday, 06 February 2024 09:59

Yandex sold to Russia for half price


Dutch go dutch

The Dutch owners of Yandex, the Russian tech giant, have flogged their search engine and other services to a bunch of Russian bosses and oil firm Lukoil for a measly $5.21 billion.

Ukraine hackers nick Russia's military secrets
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All your bases are belong to us

A Ukraine hacking group, linked to its top spy agency has pinched building plans for more than 500 Russian military sites, Ukraine's military spooks, the GUR, said.

Russia to ban VPNs
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Thursday, 05 October 2023 10:57

Russia to ban VPNs


Expects internet to surrender in three days

Tsar Vladimir Putin has unleashed his communications watchdogs on VPNs in a desperate bid to make sure no one sources their news from anyone other than him.

Russia’s special operation on the moon failed
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Luna 25 a smear on the surface

That nice Mr Putin’s attempt to show Russian technological superiority by returning to the moon while fighting an unpopular war seems to have gone the same way.

Kremlin staff told to get rid of their iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Security risk

In a move that has been greeted with horror by the Tame Apple Press, that very nice Mr Putin has declared a "special military operation" on Apple and its products.

Apple accused of surrendering to Russia and China for a fast buck
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Human rights groups slam fruity cargo cult 

Human rights groups have accused the fruity cargo cult Apple of selling the lives of their users in authoritarian regimes such as Russia and China to make profits.

Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink
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Wednesday, 21 December 2022 11:44

Russian tech company claims it can kill Starlink


Quicker than waiting for Musk to do it 

A Russian arms manufacturer claims it can help the country's military detect and bombard Starlink satellite dishes, which have been crucial to the defense effort in Ukraine.

Russian plans to build their own chips stalled
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Tuesday, 20 December 2022 12:20

Russian plans to build their own chips stalled


We can design them but no one will make them for us

Tsar Putin’s plan to churn out computer chips so that Russia can stick two fingers up at leading Western CPU makers such as AMD and Intel have stalled completely because he can’t find anyone to build the chips.

Chinese Longsoon chips not going to Russia
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 14 December 2022 11:34

Chinese Longsoon chips not going to Russia


China needs them all itself

The Chinese government has banned exports of Loongson CPUs based on the LoongArch microarchitecture to Russia ironically for the same reasons that the US is not giving it access to its chips.

China flogging dodgy chips to Russia
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Wednesday, 19 October 2022 12:09

China flogging dodgy chips to Russia


Failure rates up 1,900 per cent

The failure rate of semiconductors shipped from China to Russia has increased by 1,900 percent in recent months, according to Russian national business daily Kommersant.