Jen-Hsun Huang thinks hardware will exterminate code
Published in Processors


AI will create the superior being and coders will be exterminated 

Nvida supreme dalek Jen-Hsun Huang believes that software will be exterminated by AI.

ARM wants to put a chip in your brain
Published in Processors
Thursday, 18 May 2017 12:00

ARM wants to put a chip in your brain


It is not as if you are using it


Chip manufacturer ARM is pairing with the Center for Sensorimotor Neural Engineering (CSNE) at the University of Washington to develop a line of brain-implantable systems-on-a-chip.

35 million tablets shipped in second quarter
Published in Notebooks


13.7 percent less than last year


The death of the "game changing" keyboardless netbook continues as Digitimes Research predicts that only 35 million tablets will be shipped globally during the second quarter of 2017.

Apple patents pizza box
Published in News
Wednesday, 17 May 2017 12:05

Apple patents pizza box


Will serve with fried chips


Fruity cargo-cult Apple is so desperate to get out of the failing smartphone business it appears to be thinking about making pizzas.

Blackberry working on car security
Published in News
Wednesday, 17 May 2017 11:46

Blackberry working on car security


Gone in 60 seconds


Failed mobile maker Blackberry is working with at least two automakers to develop a security service that would remotely scan vehicles for computer viruses and tell drivers to pull over if they were in critical danger.

HPE manages to build The Machine
Published in News
Wednesday, 17 May 2017 11:20

HPE manages to build The Machine


Single bank of memory


After much talking, Hewlett Packard Enterprise has announced it has built a prototype for its big data computer, known as The Machine.

US tech sector are the industry leaders
Published in News
Wednesday, 17 May 2017 11:06

US tech sector are the industry leaders


Rest of the US economy is pants


The US stock market is doing rather well, but it is entirely based on the tech industry which has been making up all the gains.

Milton Keynes gets AI based traffic lights
Published in News


I can’t let you turn right Dave

Milton Keynes, the UK “New Town” which became obsessed with roundabouts, is now about to pioneer another traffic hell - smart AI-based traffic lights system.

Microsoft says NSA to blame for Wannacry
Published in News


Spy agency stuffed up 


Software King of the World Microsoft has blamed the US spook agency, the National Security Agency, for the Wannacry disaster.

Hackers nick Pirates movie
Published in News
Tuesday, 16 May 2017 11:54

Hackers nick Pirates movie


Demand ransom

Walt Disney CEO Bob Iger has warned that hackers have nicked a soon-to-be-released movie and are demanding a ransom, which the company is refusing to pay.