FinFET is half baked
The fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently having problems getting its partners to make 3-D transistors that go.
Sorry old bean
By the time they reach adulthood the average British person has 17 internet regrets after posting something they wish they had not.
Too spicy for Isis
The Indian government has blocked a clutch of Open Saucy websites including Github because they were carrying “anti-India” content from the head-lopping terror group ISIS.
Breakout the Blackberry
When hackers shut down Sony, the company managed to keep going by pulling their old Blackberries out of the drawer.
Drop down and give me 50 lines of code
The US army has realised that it might recruit more cyber warriors if it does not force geeks to go through basic combat training.
Earned $11.8 billion
Huawei’s smartphone sales rose by almost a third to $11.8 billion in 2014, according to figures leaked to the press.
Splashes out on Mebendazole
South Korean has found that a low-risk computer "worm" had been removed from devices connected to some nuclear plant control systems.
Never write a report after an office Christmas party
Industry analyst Chetan Sharma appeared to have had a little too much Christmas happy juice when he turned out a report which claimed that Apple had kicked Android to death this year.
Don’t want sterling reputation damaged
It seems that the fruity cargo cult Apple is having a problem selling its Apple Pay system in the UK.
Wins the holiday season
The tablet market has been suffering lately as people woke up to the concept that they were largely pointless, but it is starting to look like the outfit which started the Tablet craze might have had a hand in bumping it off.