Visits White House 87 times in just four years

Fruity cargo cult Apple supremo Tim Cook, is hoping to head off anti-trust investigations with a White House charm offensive.

For the car, which never was

The Tame Apple Press, which has been hyping Jobs’ Mob’s car vapourware for nearly a decade, continues to spout column inches on Project Titan, claiming it was still worthwhile.

Laptop battery blunder

Keeping a laptop plugged in is a one-way ticket to Tech Trouble Town.

Midjourney bans Stability AI in data scraping scandal

AI art outfit Midjourney has banned the boffins at Stability AI from using its service amidst accusations of data thievery that caused a system-wide blackout.

US carmakers sell customer data to insurance companies

US carmakers have been making a quick buck by flogging data on customers driving to insurance companies who have then been jacking up their premiums.

AMD's Radeon woes spark a Twitter tantrum

TinyBox, the plucky little AI server that could, has hit a snag that's more than just a glitch.

Expect the unexpected

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn about Nvidia’s next-gen GeForce RTX 50 "Blackwell" GPUs.

Jensen Huang gets overenthusiastic.

Nvidia boss Jensen Huang has boasted that his firm's chips are "so good that even when the competitor's chips are free, it's not cheap enough."

Tame Apple Press goes into a full spin

The Tame Apple Press is enthusiastically writing stories about Apple’s non-existent AI capabilities, which will eclipse Microsoft, Google and Nvidia after the outfit's shares plunge to their lowest level this year as Chinese customers ditch their iPhones for cheaper rivals.

Turns out the EU was serious

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has had second thoughts about banning Epic Games developer account for the “crime” of interpreting the new Digital Markets Act (DMA) in a way that made Jobs’ Mob look bad.