Apple shares tank as world realises iPhone X will be late
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iPhone 8 will be all there is until next year

Shares in the fruity cargo cult Apple are suffering after a disappointing iPhone 8 launch and a sudden realisation from Wall Street that what Fudzilla has been saying for ages – the iPhone X will be late – is true.

Dubai testing flying taxis
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Take a flying cab while you wait for your jet pack

Dubai staged a test flight for what it said would soon be the world’s first drone taxi service.

Apple knowingly released new macOS High Sierra,with a zero-day bug
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Apple fanboy reveals that his favourite company is security nightmare

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has released its macOS High Sierra desktop and notebook operating system in the full knowledge that it has a zero day bug which allows hackers to steal password details.

Cloudflare offers free DDoS protection
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Claims that DDoS will be history

Cloudflare is making protection against DDoS attacks free, regardless of how bad they are and claims that soon that method of bringing down a website will be history.

Apple now getting bad reviews
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Tame Apple Press is miffed


When Apple releases an inferior product, traditionally the Tame Apple Press wades in to hawk it. It seems that the reviewers of Apple’s current batch of products did not get the memo.