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Apple apologises for ad that crushes human creativity to make an iPad
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Crushes artistic customers hopes and dreams

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's marketing team had to eat humble pie after its latest iPad ad showing a press squashing all sorts of artsy stuff, rubbed folks the wrong way.

Apple being grilled by Judge over contempt issues
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Who would have thunk that ignoring a Judge would be contempt?

Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers appears to be gunning for the bigwigs at the fruity cargo cult Apple for ignoring her order on iPhone app payments.

Amazon makes Prime even less usable
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Even more adverts

Idiots at Amazon Prime have worked out a way to make the streaming service even less usable by inserting more adverts.

Dell cracks the whip on new back-to-office rules
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Monitoring staff closer than that nice Mr Mielke

Dell's cracking down on its crew to ensure they're complying with the new back-to-office rules by rolling out some “Dell on Earth” tracking tricks.

Neuralink founder explains why he fled the company
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Wants to create something less dangerous and invasive than Russia

Benjamin Rapoport, one of the actual brains behind Elon [look at me] Musk's Neuralink,has decided to flee from the brain-computer interface firm, and he's been spilling the beans about why.