No one is buying Apple's turkey
Apple shares took a tumble after the outfit slashed orders for its iPhone 8 because of poor sales.
Furious workers picket
Hundreds of workers blocked the entrance to an Apple iPhone supplier's factory in eastern China to protest against unpaid bonuses and factory reassignments.
Supply-chain inventory constraints
TSMC claimed that supply-chain inventory constraints hurt its net profit in the third quarter, although not as badly as many analysts had predicted.
The iPhone 7 is just as good
The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing its first serious religious schism as fanboys reject the religion’s central premise that you must upgrade your expensive phone every year.
Nicked four patents then hacked off the judge
Fruity cargo cult Apple has been ordered to pay $439.7 million for nicking the tech in four patents in FaceTime and other iOS apps.
Overcharging just hacks its users off
Google thought that it might get away with copying Apple by charging a ridiculous price for a USB dongle, only to discover that its users were not that stupid.
Tim Cook says that if he was a French lad he would learn to code before English
Apple supreme dalek Tim Cook said that it is more important that people know how to code language than learn a second language.
Nicked some important military plans
They might be armed with ancient PCs and their boss is using an Apple Mac, but North Korean hackers still managed to steal some important military plans from the South.
Twice as intelligent as Siri
Google's AI has the same IQ as a moderately retarded human and more than twice as high as Apple's Siri in a comparative analysis.