The Glorious People's Republic of China has told the US to sling its hook saying it does not need any lectures from the Imperialist Pigdogs on how to run its free and open Internet.

Beijing Association of Online Media Chairman Min Dahong said that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Thursday showed a lack of respect for China, which cannot accept conditions on matters of "national security" or "social stability.” Actually the relationship between the US and China is already low thanks to trade imbalances, currency values, U.S. weapons sales to Taiwan and tensions over Tibet and human rights. (Or lack thereof. sub.ed.)

But Min said that how China's Internet develops and how it is managed are Chinese people's own affairs. Clinton slammed the cyber policies of China and Iran, among others, and demanded Beijing investigate complaints by Google about hacking and censorship.

However Clinton's speech on January 21 insinuating that China lacks freedom of information and speech is in fact disrespectful and doesn't stand up, Min claimed.