Cisco buys Open DNS
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 11:03

Cisco buys Open DNS


Will the spooks get control of your DNS server?

The networking company, which was turned over by the US spooks using backdoors, has just written a cheque for an outfit which provides alternative DNS servers for its users.

Xiaomi tests an expansion out of China
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:44

Xiaomi tests an expansion out of China


Heads to Brazil

Chinese smartphone maker Xiaomi is preparing to test out its Chinese success model in another country.

Tim Cook is better than Steve Jobs
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:19

Tim Cook is better than Steve Jobs


Wall Street speaks heresy

A top Wall Street money man Julian Robertson has committed religious heresy against the Apple Cult by claiming that its latest CEO Tim Cook was actually better than its mystical fruity founder Steve Jobs.

Apple convicted of playing monopoly
Published in News
Wednesday, 01 July 2015 10:01

Apple convicted of playing monopoly


Still refuses to confess because it insists it is not evil.

Fruity cargo cult Apple has lost its appeal against conviction for conspiring with publishers to raise the price of e-books but is still refusing to admit it could have done anything wrong.

AMD releases 3D printer designs for Fury
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 30 June 2015 17:44

AMD releases 3D printer designs for Fury


Customise your own

In a novel marketing twist, AMD has released 3D printer files to encourage punters to customized Radeon their Fury X designs.

Sofia, Bulgaria
Published in Processors


Have they looked down the back of the SoFIA?

Chipzilla has been hinting that the design for its Intel's 28nm SoFIA 4G application processor is ready for mass production but a rumour from the Far East suggests that it will not be launched until the beginning of next year.

IT spending to slump
Published in News
Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:32

IT spending to slump


Oracle from Gartner predicts 

Oracles from Gartner groups prophercy and divination department have been reading the tea leaves and come to the concluding that IT spending is going to take a dive by 5.5 percent this yea

French Magazine busted for writing about piracy
Published in News


Liberté de la presse

The French have surrendered any concept of a free press to silence a magazine that wrote about pirated film, television, and music.

Microsoft interested in buying AMD
Published in Processors
Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:58

Microsoft interested in buying AMD


End of the Wintel alliance

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the much loved software giant Microsoft wants to by the fabless chipmaker AMD.

Qualcomm will not be doing the splits
Published in News
Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:36

Qualcomm will not be doing the splits


Chuck that idea out the window

US chipmaker Qualcomm has told the world that it will not be dumping its "essentially useless chip making" business.