Engineer admits details about Apple's mythical self-driving project
Engineer Stole manuals of Titan circuit boards
An ex-Apple engineer who worked on Titan the outfit's imaginary self-driving car project – admitted to stealing proprietary tech while he was working for the company.
TSMC ready for 3nm process launch in September
Tame Apple Press claims fruity cargo cult will be the first to get it
TSMC is on track to launch the much-awaited 3nm process node in September and mainstream media loyal to the fruity Apple cult insist that it will be its first 3nm customer.
Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection
Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.
Apple moving production to Vietnam
Sorry America you are too expensive
Vietnam is set to become one of Apple’s largest production hubs as the tech giant is reportedly planning to make Apple Watches and MacBooks in the country.
Apple forced to pay staff $30 million
Docked staff for the time it took security frisk them
After nearly a decade a California federal judge has finally given the green light to Apple’s $30 million settlement in a lawsuit.
Fruity cargo cult faces staff revolt
They no longer want to go to the space ship and management is worried
Staff at the fruity cargo cult Apple no longer want to travel long distances to be indoctrinated by middle managers and are starting to make their views heard.
Apple comes up with a new iOS scheme
Buy now and we will add features later
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has come up with a wizard scheme which will sell iPhones without having to provide any new features.
Apple to increase adverts on user interface
We need the money
Cash-strapped Apple is apparently so poor that it has to turn its user interface into a bill board for advertising.
Apple demanded that Telegram remove emojis
They make us look bad
The world has been wondering why Telegrams latest version is not appearing on Apple's store and apparently it is because the App contained better emojis.
Apple messing with Telegram
Telegram CEO Founder dares to complain
Telegram CEO Founder Pavel Valeryevich Durov has apparently realised that the fruity cargo cult Apple is messing with him.