Tame Apple Press admits that Pixel 6A cleans iPhone SE’s clock
Job’s Mob’s control is slipping
The unthinkable is happening and the Tame Apple Press is starting to admit that their favourite manufacturer is being outclassed.
Catanian cops seize 2,200 fake headphones and smart watches
Apple and Samsung knock offs
Inspector Knacker of the Catanian Yard has seized more than 2,200 fake headphones and smart watches.
Torvalds converts to Apple
Unlikely Apple Fanboy of the Year
Linus Torvalds has praised the Asahi Linux distribution that runs on Apple gear for making Arm-powered computers useful for developers and says he wants an Apple mac now.
Putin tried to steal Apple users' data
All your Coldplay collections are belong to glorious Russian republic
The Tame Apple Press is furious after Russia’s biggest internet services provider appears to have conducted a special operation to re-routed traffic made by Apple users through its own servers.
Cheaper M2 MacBook Air is pointless and still expensive
Better off with a slide rule
The M2 MacBook Air is shipping in two favours, expensive and very expensive, and Apple fanzine Macworld has cautiously admitted that the lower price version is probably not worth buying.
Apple liberates last of the Intel gear in its M2 MacBook Air
Free at last, thank god I am free at last
Intel gear which controls the USB and Thunderbolt ports has been removed from the M2 MacBook Air.
Netflix works a way around Apple's tax
Expect a visit from the boys
Media streaming outfit Netflix has earned the wrath of the Tame Apple Press by working a way around paying a huge amount to the fruity cargo cult Apple for doing very little.
Apple’s iOS is holy
Comes with more holes than swiss cheese
The Tame Apple Press is scratching its head to come up with a reason why its favourite software maker’s latest operating system iOS is so borked that the company has had to release an update a couple of months before it is going to unveil iOS 16.
Apple claims it is a force in the health industry
We invented cures for everything
Fruity cargo cult Apple seems to believe that it is a major force in the health industry. Despite not having a single health product in any hospital, the outfit published a nearly 60-page report utlining all its health features and partnerships with medical institutions.
Apple cult being banned for stealing technology
Colombia first to bite
Fruity cargo cult Apple is starting to see sales bans due to a 5G patent infringement dispute between it and Ericsson.