Fourth OS13 upgrade in two weeks arrives
Six bugs fixed
Fruity cargo cult Apple has just released its fourth upgrade for iOS 13 in a fortnight.
Apple hit by Trump trade tarriffs
Looks like it will be paying big tariffs
Apple was denied relief for tariffs on five Chinese-made components for the upcoming Mac Pro computer, even after the company announced it was keeping some assembly operations in the US.
Apple seems to be building a spy network
All in your best interests
While fruity cargo cult Apple is banging on about user privacy, it seems to be spending rather a lot of time working out exactly where its users are at all times.
Another security bug found in iOS
You probably were not expecting this
Fruity cargo cult Apple is warning users of a bug in iOS 13 and iPadOS involving third-party keyboards.
How Apple was as evil as Google
But no one cared
When Google started gutting the effectiveness of ad blockers on its Chrome browser, there was an outcry; but for some reason, no one cared that Apple had done the same thing for a year and a half.
China snubs Apple
Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones
Appleās latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue, leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.
iOS 13 shipped with a known bug
What a surprise
The software genii at Apple, who struggled to write software which could tell the time, have produced another howler.
Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys
Converting them to the proper technology
The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.
Apple claims to have invented Slofies
Trademarks it
The inventor of the rounded rectangle, Apple claims to have invented the Slofie.
Apple's new watch is the old watch
Mutton dressed as lamb
While the Tame Apple Press waxes lyrical with effusive praise about Apple's "new" iWatch, a few cynics have voided their warranty to discover that the device is just the old watch repackaged.