Smashing but expensive time

The French Apple customer who became an internet sensation with his rather clear view of Apple products has avoided going to jail for smashing the shiny gear with his balls of steel.

Set your controls for the heart of the sun

I was recently invited to take a look at what’s turned out to be a really neat app.

Apple sees first sales decline since 2001

The shine has finally come off the tax-dodging fruity cargo cult Apple and no amount of spinning is saving it.

Intel modems not that hot

It seems that a row is brewing between Apple fanboys who were given a phone with an Intel modem and those who have something from Qualcomm instead.

We don't normally like using the word class and Apple being in the same sentence

While the Tame Apple Press is peddling the iPhone 7, a class action has begun over a serious fault in the previous generation.

Crime of changing your account details

Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple has an odd way of supporting developers who prop up its app store.

As Snapdragon 830 is 10nm

We are quite surprised that few people concentrated on one of the major downsides of the Apple iPhone 7 and 7 Plus – its clunky quad core A10 Chip. Far from being cutting edge, Apple is using 16nm and not the 10nm manufacturing process as many expected. Most of its competitors will soon announce their 10nm SoC.

Exploding? No it is just expanding

The incredible hissing iPhone 7 is taking its hatred of Apple fanboys to a new level – it has started exploding and putting them in hospital.

Dog likes a phone that hisses at him

The son of China’s richest man, and probably the wealthiest Apple fanboy in the world, has spent a fortune buying eight iPhones for his dog.

We hate you all

Apple hates its customers so much the iPhone 7 hisses at them, particularly if they insist on making it actually do something hard.