Which is why American spelling is stupid

Software King of the World Microsoft has abandoned chequing and will not bother from now on.  Obviously it is not giving up on checking its products, but the US might want to rethink that unreformed English dictionary that it still uses to avoid problems on stories like this. 

Suggests it should be deleted

Microsoft has fixed a problem that saw its Defender antivirus program identify apps based on the Chromium browser as malware, and suggest users delete them tootsweet.

Wants an "in-depth investigation"

UK's Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) has recommended an "in-depth investigation" into Microsoft's acquisition of Activsion-Blizzard. 

Uses its Arm-based Ampere Altra

Microsoft announced the general availability of virtual machines (VMs) on Azure featuring the Ampere Altra, a processor based on the Arm architecture. 

Worried that the EU might rain on its cloud

Microsoft said that it would fix its unfair licensing terms in the EU before it is taken to task for making it prohibitively expensive to run Windows and Office workloads on non-Azure cloud platforms like AWS and Google Cloud. 

Please hold we will play Mozart in a bossa nova style to entertain you

Developers at the software giant Microsoft appear to have had a brain injury and thought up a way to make their products less useful and less user-friendly.

Maybe it will use it this time or may it is just being Volish

When Microsoft first debuted its long-in-waiting Xbox cloud streaming platform, it trademarked the name XCloud.

Leaving punters guessing

Software King of the World Microsoft has suprised the world by not having a joke at Sony's price rise of PlayStation 5.

Pointed out by Microsoft 

Microsoft has found a severe ChromeOS security vulnerability and even told Google about it in April.

Not worth losing your head over 

Saudi Arabia is the first regulatory authority to approve Microsoft’s proposed $68.7 billion acquisition of Activision Blizzard.