10th-generation iPad uses an old pencil
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Wednesday, 19 October 2022 13:09

10th-generation iPad uses an old pencil


Will need to be charged seperately

In a move to show how bleeding edge it is, the fruity cargo cult is reverting back to its first generation Apple Pencil for the new 10th-generation iPad.

Even Zuckerberg mocks Apple’s iMessage over poor security
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It really has to be bad

Things are getting worse for Apple’s much mocked iMessaging software – even Mark Zuckerberg feels safe at having a pop at it.

Apple abandons Chinese memory maker
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 18 October 2022 11:22

Apple abandons Chinese memory maker


Will probably jack the price up to cover it

Apple's cunning plan to keep its margins high by using cheap and cheerful Chinese chips in its iPhones has been stuffed-up by the US trade war.

Jobs' mob told to pay up for missing charger
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Apple has a rumble in the jungle

Apple has received its third fine in Brazil for refusing to provide chargers with its iPhones.

Apple is deliberately vandalising messages sent from Android phones
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Tame Apple Press shocked that Apple turns message bubbles puke green 

The fruity cargo-cult Apple is so terrified that its fanbois might be tempted by Android machines it has been changing colours on iMessages sent from Android phones to puke-green instead of Apple's smug blue [are you sure that is an official colour. ed].

iPhone 14 bug list keeps increasing
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Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:59

iPhone 14 bug list keeps increasing


Looks like this one is a lemon but still claims it is the zest

The list of issues for iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Pro buyers keeps getting longer and it seems another day can't go by without a fanboy complaining about another.

Apple touts USB-C as a “coming feature”
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Tuesday, 11 October 2022 11:20

Apple touts USB-C as a “coming feature”


We invented it, it was not forced on us

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to claim that Apple’s move to USB-C with next year’s iPhone 15 series was not forced upon it by the EU, want was actually part of a cunning plan to bring better technology to users.

Facebook warns of dodgy applications
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Monday, 10 October 2022 12:33

Facebook warns of dodgy applications


Available through Apple and Android  

More than a million Facebook users might have given their usernames and passwords to harmful apps designed to help scammers take over their accounts.

iPhone 14 calls 911 during roller-coaster ride
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It got a bit scared

The iPhone 14 might need to man up a bit.  Apple's latest phone apparently panics on roller coaster rides and dials 911 for help.

iPhone 14 losing value fast
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 06 October 2022 10:46

iPhone 14 losing value fast


Better to buy or keep your earlier model

Popular used phone retailer SellCell, has published a detailed depreciation report comparing iPhone 13 and iPhone 14 models and found that Apple’s new handset loses value twice as fast as its predecessor.