So much for iPhone 7 and small screens saving Apple’s bacon
Any hopes that the Smartphone industry will pull out of its woes this year have been dashed by the latest IDC report.
3.6 per cent less than last year
Beancounters working for IDC have been adding up some numbers and reached the conclusion that the worldwide server market is experienced a year-on-year revenue slump of 3.6 percent in the first quarter.
Unless you are Samsung or Chinese
The smartphone industry is flatter than a flatfish which has been sat on by an elephant having a nice bath in an African watering hole.
Heading for 110 million units by 2020
Tarot readers at IDC have shuffled their deck and reached the conclusion that this year will be the year of VR and AR.
Wall Street losing faith in PCs
It would appear that the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are losing faith in any belief that the PC industry is getting better.
Fourth quarter increases
Beancounters at IDC have added up the numbers and divided by their shoe size and are claiming that the fourth quarter of 2015 the EMEA server market continued to show moderate growth.
One in Five sold last quarter is detachable,
Beancounters for IDC have added up the numbers, and divided by their shoe size, and come to the conclusion that Western Europe is getting more interested in detachable computers.
IDC says they fell by another 18.2 per cent
Just when you thought PC shipments could not get any lower, IDC thinks they have fallen another 18 per cent.
Not even the cloud can save it
While many believe that the cloud would finally push the concept of thin clients, apparently the beancounters at IDC disagree.
IDC’s latest prediction not taking the Pythia
The Augers, Soothsayers and Pythoness department of IDC has been chewing laurel leaves and sitting over volcanic cracks to receive oracles about the Internet of Things.