BBC has no idea about its own computer systems
Published in News


And it doesn't want us to know, either

A Fudzilla Freedom of Information( FOI) request to the BBC about how many computers it has and which operating systems it uses has drawn a complete blank.

Recycling Mac malware makes good sense
Published in News
Tuesday, 03 March 2020 11:57

Recycling Mac malware makes good sense


Saves you lots of time

While Apple fanboys insist that there is no Mac malware out there, a former  National Security Agency former hacker has been recycling mac malware to carry out new missions.

Apple makes slow iPhone throttling case go away
Published in Mobiles


Costs $500 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple mysteriously settled in a case where it stood accused of throttling older iPhones to force customers to buy newer models or batteries.

Tame Apple Press helping fudge Apple numbers
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How do you still say you are on top, when you are third?

The Tame Apple Press has been doing its best to prove that its favourite corporate giant is still the number one seller of smartphones, despite the fact it is number three.

Apple's $400 wheels have a design flaw
Published in PC Hardware
Friday, 28 February 2020 10:39

Apple's $400 wheels have a design flaw


Apple didn't think wheels moved

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is famous for design over function and high price tags the outfit seems to have outdone itself with the Apple Pro.

Apple bans bad guys from using its iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 27 February 2020 10:13

Apple bans bad guys from using its iPhone


Rian Johnson spills the beans

While fruity cargo-cult Apple tries to get its gear product placed into movies, it insists that it cannot be used by the bad guys.

Apple admits its giant cheese grater is a bit of a power hog
Published in PC Hardware


Also warns that you could end up with a slower computer

Fruity cargo cult Apple has issued some specs of its expensive giant cheese grater Mac Pro and has made the mistake of being a little too honest about what the $6,000 machine can do.

Analyst predicts Apple will release an ARM-based Mac
Published in PC Hardware


New hells predicted for 2021

The analyst who has made his reputation with Apple predictions has said that Apple will release its first Mac with an ARM processor in the first half of 2021.

Supreme Court tells Apple to pay up
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 25 February 2020 10:39

Supreme Court tells Apple to pay up


You stole it now pay for it

The US Supreme Court snubbed an Apple bid to avoid paying about $440 million in damages for using patent licensing firm VirnetX Inc’s internet security technology without permission in features such as FaceTime video calling.

Apple wins restraining order against fanboy
Published in News
Monday, 24 February 2020 10:15

Apple wins restraining order against fanboy


Why can't you just give us all your money like the other fanboys?


Fruity cargo cult Apple has won a temporary restraining order against an Apple Fanboy who showed his love for the company by stalking and harassing its executives.