What are friends for?
The fruity-cargo cult Apple has aligned itself with the Chinese government against its users.
Only the Touch is left
Apple has now officially killed off all its iPods, other than the Touch which was more of an iPhone without the ability to call someone.
Jobs' Mob found guilty of being without honour
The fruity cargo-cult Apple, which insists that it invented the rounded rectangle, has been found guilty of stealing a US university’s technology.
Qualcomm slammed a trade body which commented on its licencing dispute with Apple, saying that the Computer & Communications Industry Association was waging a "coordinated effort aimed at misdirecting" trade regulators.
All the AI stuff
It is starting to look like there will be a new kid on the chip block, as Microsoft is being forced to hone skills of its own.
Will make its own OLED panels
The Fruity Tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants to ditch LCD panels by next year and move to OLED.
Trial production begins
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a yarn which claims that Foxconn is having a few problems making the new iPhones (7s, 7s Plus and iPhone 8), but it turns out this might not be true.
Must obey our new Apple overlords
Intel has joined Apple in its war with Qualcomm over licencing, claiming that the chipmaker had demanded Apple abandon its modems in the iPhones.
Can things get any worse?
Apple’s god-awful self-obsessed content just managed to get worse.
Support the cargo cult or no education
Chinese authorities and parents stepped in after an Apple fanboy, who happened to be a headmaster, refused to provide an education to children unless they bought an over-priced tablet from his favourite company.