Iphone X face recognition insecure
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 14 November 2017 11:55

Iphone X face recognition insecure


You probably were not expecting this

The “killer app” on the overpriced iPhone X, its facial recognition system, has a glaring security hole caused by poor programming.

Full screen iPhones out next year
Published in News
Tuesday, 14 November 2017 11:44

Full screen iPhones out next year


Apple milks dying cash cow

Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is continuing to keep its dying cash-cow on life support with two screens.

iPhone X has yet more problems
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Monday, 13 November 2017 16:22

iPhone X has yet more problems


Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson

There seem to be more local problems popping up on Apple’s latest super expensive iPhone X.

iPhone X can’t handle British winter
Published in News
Friday, 10 November 2017 11:26

iPhone X can’t handle British winter

Expensive phone freezes

British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.

Apple will invent Google Glass by 2020
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Thursday, 09 November 2017 12:19

Apple will invent Google Glass by 2020


Will not plug it into the iPhone because it might not be around

Fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple is going to invent Google Glass by 2020, but sees it as a device which will not connect to a phone.

AMD’s Koduri will be missed
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Wednesday, 08 November 2017 16:01

AMD’s Koduri will be missed


Great Architect of the graphics business has great sense of humour


The news that Raja Koduri has quit AMD didn’t come as a complete surprise to us because of his sabbatical announced some time ago.

Israelis claim Apple nicked their camera technology
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Saving money on R&D

The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has been accused of stealing technology from a small Israeli company and declaring that it invented it.

Apple tax dodges mentioned in Paradise Papers
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Tuesday, 07 November 2017 11:35

Apple tax dodges mentioned in Paradise Papers

 
Sidestepped Irish tax increases

The Paradise Papers have revealed some of the Fruity Cargo cult Apple’s dodgy deals to avoid paying the ridiculously low Irish taxes.

Apple wins slide to lock case
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 07 November 2017 11:18

Apple wins slide to lock case


For the grand sum of $120 million

Apple has finally claimed victory over Samsung and now officially invented the slide to lock technology.

Apple admits iPhone X has screen problems
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 07 November 2017 10:57

Apple admits iPhone X has screen problems


You get what you pay for

Apple has admitted that its overpriced iPhone X is suffering from the same screen problems as its rivals who had the misfortune of also putting out OLED screens.