So much for Apple growing there
While the Tame Apple Press made much out of Apple's lack lustre results by talking up its smartphone prowess in China, it appears that things are not well behind the Bamboo curtain.
Kim Jong Un is ahead of the West in all ways
The Steve Jobs of Asia, North Korea's Kim Jong Un who already invented a wall garden to keep his citizens in and a reality distortion field, has now invented online shopping.
Ericsson's Patent war escalates
Swedish telecom equipment maker Ericsson has send a tough massage to Apple as it extended its patent war against Jobs' Mob from the US to Europe.
Jobs' Mob's security is easy like Sunday morning
A former US spook found himself at the centre of another religious war when he dared to say that Apple Mac security was trivial.
We offered to spit at them
Fruity cargo cult Apple is asking its followers for their DNA. We thought it might be for some medieval black magic, or to work out if stupidly handing out money for overpriced gadgets was genetic.
Only a rounded rectangle between them
Samsung has officially scored a huge chunk of the hardware work in the iPhone 7 and will be putting a chip and a screen on the new shiny toy.
Because it is too caring and sharing
Apple's wheeling and dealing with the record labels is under US antitrust scrutiny as it might turn out to be a little bit illegal.
More than 20 per cent in 2015
Shipments for Apple iPad products will be down over 20 per cent on year in 2015, according to sources within the Taiwanese supply chain.
Build a more expensive lightbulb
General Electric has teamed up with Qualcomm and the fruity cargo cult apple to build digital technology into LED lightbulbs.