Early Apple creative expert joins Huawei
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:22

Early Apple creative expert joins Huawei


Abigail Brody was one of the rounded rectangle team


One of Apple’s key designers from the Steve Jobs era has signed up to work for the Chinese mobile maker Huawei.

Apple has time-keeping problems again
Published in News
Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:04

Apple has time-keeping problems again


This time it peeved the Pixies

There is something really wrong with the fruity cargo cult Apple’s relationship with the time – for some reason its programmers always have trouble with it.

Early China launch saved Apple's figures
Published in News
Wednesday, 28 October 2015 10:24

Early China launch saved Apple's figures


Analysts worried about cracks in the dam

Despite doing its best to spin yesterday’s results, the Fruity cargo cult Apple’s figures are starting to show signs that the outfit is unable to maintain its record growth.

Apple Pay stalls
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 27 October 2015 11:14

Apple Pay stalls


So much for ruling the world

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s attempts to dominate the mobile payments industry appear to have stalled.

Notebook sales sink 17.5 per cent
Published in Notebooks
Tuesday, 27 October 2015 10:37

Notebook sales sink 17.5 per cent


Still not hit rock bottom

Global notebook shipments have continued to fall and do not appear to have hit rock bottom yet.

Apple taking preorders for new TV
Published in News
Monday, 26 October 2015 18:07

Apple taking preorders for new TV


Fourth generation arrives Friday

Apple has just started accepting the pre-orders for the fourth generation Apple TV. You can get one in USA or most parts of the Europe.

Apple converts Nvidia's AI expert
Published in Graphics
Monday, 26 October 2015 11:50

Apple converts Nvidia's AI expert


Acadamy Award winner Jonathan Cohen


Missionaries from the fruity cargo cult Apple’s HR department have converted one of Nvidia’s top AI brains.

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 23 October 2015 13:39

Apple cloned our designs moans HTC


Who is copying whom?

The Tame Apple Press has been attacking HTC claiming that its HTC One A9 looks exactly like the iPhone, however the outfit is claiming that it is really the other way around.

Can Intel's army of minions get its modem into the iPhone7?
Published in Mobiles


The rumours might be half true

Earlier this week we wrote how Intel had assigned an army of minions to get its modem under the bonnet of the iPhone 7, however there is one elephant in the room which makes this nearly impossible – CDMA.

iPhone 6S still made in poor working conditions
Published in Mobiles

But at least they can dye their hair

Despite Apple’s claims, its glorious iPhone is still being made in terrible working conditions, according to the New York-based China Labor Watch.