AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
Bubble bursts
The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.
Google paid Apple $20 billion to go on Safari
Microsoft paid $10 billion to rule AI
Search engine Google paid the fruity cargo cult Apple $20 billion in 2022 as protection money to be the default search engine in Jobs’ Mob’s Safari browser.
Google might be getting cold feet about RISC-V
Too much of a risky business for now
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Google is starting to get cold feet about supporting the RISC-V chip.
Amazon makes a killing from the cloud
We're in the money
Amazon has unfurled its Q1 financial tapestry, revealing sales of $143.3bn (€121.7bn) and an operating income that's nothing to sniff at, $15.3 billion (€13 billion).
Micron ships 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory
Faster than a speeding bullet
Micron Technology has announced it's shipping its whopping 128GB DDR5 RDIMM memory, which can manage 5,600 MT/s if it is going downhill and has the wind behind it.