We are not sure whose side we are on here

In a rather petulant display of corporate chest-thumping, Elon [look at me] Musk has threatened to ban Apple gear from his companies after Jobs’ Mob salted its “Apple Intelligence” with AI from OpenAI.

Ryzen 9000 X3D as early as September 

The Dark Satanic Rumour Mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that AMD will release its Ryzen 9000 X3D versions earlier than thought.

Unclear why

Chipzilla appears to have stalled construction on its semiconductor manufacturing plant in Kiryat Gat, Israel, which is valued at 25 billion dollars (23.25 billion euro).

At last, Apple has invented something we can use

One of the sadder things we saw at Apple’s Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) was the Tame Apple Press getting all excited about a calculator app.

It is like another chip

Chipzilla recently released a single line of Linux code for its Meteor Lake processors which has transformed the chip significantly.

Still not worth the $3,500  price

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has just unveiled VisionOS 2 for its Vision Pro spatial computing headset, which it claims brings new features and enhancements to the overpriced and poorly selling device.

Beta is a bit buggy

While the Tame Apple Press touted the launch of Jobs’ Mob’s latest iOS as if it were a cure for cancer Apple fanboys might be insane to download the beta right away.

But not enough did

A new study has revealed that managers secretly hoped that shedloads of staff would quit if they were forced to return to the office after Covid so they could cover up a mass layoff plan.

It is called Apple Intelligence

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is trying to hide its long-standing lagging in the AI race by pretending to have invented it.

Has 88 per cent of the market

GPU maker Nvidia is continuing to grow its market share according to the latest figures by number crunchers at Jon Peddie Research.