Russia rumoured to be creating new Android phone
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With Putin power

The glorious Russian empire, upon which the sun never sets, is building a new android phone which is free of homosexuals, drag queens and other signs of western decadence.

Father of the smartphone says they will be part of us soon
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That will finish Apple


The bloke who invented the smartphone says that soon the technology will be integrated into our bodies.

OnePlus confirms its first foldable is coming later this year
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Might be a folder rather than a flipper

OnePlus has now officially confirmed that its first flagship foldable smartphone will launch in the second half of 2023.

Apple uses 'clean energy' as an excuse to 'slow' charging
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Means that you don't have to inovate 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has come up with a novel way of green washing the fact that its new iOS 16.1 is as slow as an asthmatic ant with a heavy load of shopping.

Nothing confirms Snapdragon 8 series for Nothing Phone 2
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Cristiano Amon and Carl Pei confirm it

Nothing has confirmed at the Mobile World Congress 2023 that the Nothing Phone 2 will be powered by a Snapdragon 8-series SoC when it launches later this year.