Apple sued for bricking phones
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Fruity cargo cult revenged itself on DIY repairs

Fruity, Tax-Dodging cargo cult Apple has been charged with bricking the phones of users who dared to have their repairs done by those who did not wear blue shirts and had been blessed as Genii by the ghost of Steve Jobs.

Samsung won't bend displays like Beckham until 2019
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Rounded will be the best you can expect

The next big thing may be bendable screens and devices, but it doesn’t look like you will see that anytime soon, at least not from Samsung. 

Samsung making rather a lot of cash
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All thanks to its chips


Samsung is better than Apple at making money. Sure, it might not have margins as good as the fruity cargo cult, it might not make as much cash, but it appears to be unstoppable.

Tizen is a hacker's dream
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Tame Apple Press rejoices


The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to dig up negative stories about Samsung lately after the outfit released a phone which is much better and cheaper than the iPhone 7.

Inventor of rounded rectangle leaves Apple
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Ive’s team breaking up


Apple’s design team is falling apart as the group which designed the rounded rectangle slowly leaves Apple.