AMD confirms early 2025 launch for next-gen Radeon RDNA 4 GPUS
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Might have a new naming scheme

AMD has announced that its highly anticipated next-generation "Radeon" RDNA 4 GPUs will be launched in early 2025.

Chipzilla's Arrow Lake sales flop
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Thursday, 31 October 2024 11:41

Chipzilla's Arrow Lake sales flop


It seems AMD is not the only one with issues

Chipzilla's latest Core Ultra 200S series desktop processors, codenamed Arrow Lake, are facing a monumental flop.

Apple's new MacBook Pro "refreshed"
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Thursday, 31 October 2024 11:20

Apple's new MacBook Pro "refreshed"


Better chips otherwise, the same

Jobs' Mob has rolled out its latest updates to the MacBook Pro lineup with more powerful chips, and… er that is it.  

US military buys OpenAI tech
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Thursday, 31 October 2024 10:21

US military buys OpenAI tech


Africa Command deems OpenAI Technology "Essential"

A procurement document obtained by The Intercept reveals that US Africa Command (AFRICOM) considers access to OpenAI's technology "essential" for its operations.

Supermicro shares plunge as auditor resigns
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Thursday, 31 October 2024 10:07

Supermicro shares plunge as auditor resigns


If its does not trust the company, what chance do investors have?

Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs rushed to dump their Supermicro shares yesterday after Ernst & Young resigned as the company's auditor.

Vole sees a boost in software gaming revenues
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Thursday, 31 October 2024 09:44

Vole sees a boost in software gaming revenues


Hardware declines

Software King of the world, Microsoft, has released its first quarter 2025 earnings, revealing a significant rise in software gaming revenues despite declining Xbox hardware sales.

AI-Generated content set to flood Facebook and Instagram
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Who needs friends and influencers

Mark Zuckerberg has announced that users can expect a significant increase in AI-generated content on Facebook and Instagram.

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel
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Wednesday, 30 October 2024 11:31

Apple rumoured to be interested in buying Intel


Sharks are circling

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the fruity cargo cult Apple is considering writing a cheque for Intel's decaying corpse.

Google fined a $100 trillion in Russia
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Wednesday, 30 October 2024 11:16

Google fined a $100 trillion in Russia


How dare you censor Tsar Putin’s chums?

The very nice Tsar of all the Russia’s Tsar Vladimir [this land is my land] Putin has fined Google the astronomical sum of around $20 decillion for YouTube's blocking of Russian media channels tied to sanctioned entities.

Russia smuggles high-tech servers through Indian loopholes
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Sanctions, what sanctions?

The very nice Tsar of all the Russia’s Tsar Vladimir [this land is my land] Putin has worked out a way to evade US technology sanctions by ordering an Indian takeaway.