Brits want to pack in gaming addiction
Published in Gaming
Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:28

Brits want to pack in gaming addiction


Even more than watching p*rn

A new study has uncovered the habits Brits are most keen on quitting and gaming is in the top three – beating masturbation, drinking and p*rn

Nvidia results exceed expectations
Published in News
Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:18

Nvidia results exceed expectations


Predicts even more cash to come

Nvidia shares reached over $1,000 for the first time in extended trading after the chipmaker announced fiscal first-quarter results that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s predictions.

Autocorrect Anarchy
Published in News
Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:05

Autocorrect Anarchy


Not today Satan

 Brits with unique names are up in arms and demanding tech giants to stop the "name shaming" madness of autocorrect.

Apple and Starlink ally to take on security complaints
Published in News


An attack on one is an attack on the other

Fruity cargo cult Apple has teamed up with Elon [look at me] Musk’s Starlink to see off a report which shows them both up as a little insecure.

Intel’s Arrow Lake on target for Christmas
Published in News


When you’re in love, you’ll find those little arrows everywhere

Chipzilla is certain its Arrow Lake desktop gaming CPUs are “on track” to arrive in the last quarter of this year and that it's Lunar Lake mobile chips will arrive even sooner, in the third quarter of 2024.

The Internet is disappearing
Published in News
Wednesday, 22 May 2024 11:31

The Internet is disappearing


Pew, pew, pew

A recent study by Pew Research has found that the internet is vanishing, as web pages and online content are lost.

Thank goodness we dumped VMware
Published in News
Wednesday, 22 May 2024 11:26

Thank goodness we dumped VMware


Some customers were lucky

While some VMware customers are ruing the day Broadcom took over the company, others are really happy that they jumped ship when they had the chance.

Computer pioneer dies
Published in News
Wednesday, 22 May 2024 11:07

Computer pioneer dies


Bell tolls

Gordon Bell, a luminary in the field of computing and a revered figure in the preservation of its history, has died; he was 89.

Apple chucks its toys out of the pram
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 22 May 2024 10:57

Apple chucks its toys out of the pram


How dare the US government call us a monopoly

The fruity cargo cult Apple announced that it will demand a US  judge to strike out a lawsuit brought forth by the Justice Department and 15 states in March, which accused the iPhone manufacturer of dominating the smartphone market, disadvantaging smaller competitors, and inflating prices.

EU sets AI rule standard
Published in AI
Wednesday, 22 May 2024 10:38

EU sets AI rule standard


Will probably be copied by everyone else 

Just like it did with GDPR, the EU has developed a new set of rules for AI, which the rest of the world will probably have to match.