Brits want to pack in gaming addiction
Even more than watching p*rn
A new study has uncovered the habits Brits are most keen on quitting and gaming is in the top three – beating masturbation, drinking and p*rn
Nvidia results exceed expectations
Predicts even more cash to come
Nvidia shares reached over $1,000 for the first time in extended trading after the chipmaker announced fiscal first-quarter results that exceeded the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street’s predictions.
Autocorrect Anarchy
Not today Satan
Brits with unique names are up in arms and demanding tech giants to stop the "name shaming" madness of autocorrect.
Apple and Starlink ally to take on security complaints
An attack on one is an attack on the other
Fruity cargo cult Apple has teamed up with Elon [look at me] Musk’s Starlink to see off a report which shows them both up as a little insecure.
Intel’s Arrow Lake on target for Christmas
When you’re in love, you’ll find those little arrows everywhere
Chipzilla is certain its Arrow Lake desktop gaming CPUs are “on track” to arrive in the last quarter of this year and that it's Lunar Lake mobile chips will arrive even sooner, in the third quarter of 2024.
The Internet is disappearing
Pew, pew, pew
A recent study by Pew Research has found that the internet is vanishing, as web pages and online content are lost.
Thank goodness we dumped VMware
Some customers were lucky
While some VMware customers are ruing the day Broadcom took over the company, others are really happy that they jumped ship when they had the chance.
Computer pioneer dies
Bell tolls
Gordon Bell, a luminary in the field of computing and a revered figure in the preservation of its history, has died; he was 89.
Apple chucks its toys out of the pram
How dare the US government call us a monopoly
The fruity cargo cult Apple announced that it will demand a US judge to strike out a lawsuit brought forth by the Justice Department and 15 states in March, which accused the iPhone manufacturer of dominating the smartphone market, disadvantaging smaller competitors, and inflating prices.
EU sets AI rule standard
Will probably be copied by everyone else
Just like it did with GDPR, the EU has developed a new set of rules for AI, which the rest of the world will probably have to match.