AI art war
Published in News
12 March 2024

AI art war


Midjourney bans Stability AI in data scraping scandal

AI art outfit Midjourney has banned the boffins at Stability AI from using its service amidst accusations of data thievery that caused a system-wide blackout.

Big Brother on wheels
Published in News


US carmakers sell customer data to insurance companies

US carmakers have been making a quick buck by flogging data on customers driving to insurance companies who have then been jacking up their premiums.

TinyBox tizzy
Published in AI
12 March 2024

TinyBox tizzy


AMD's Radeon woes spark a Twitter tantrum

TinyBox, the plucky little AI server that could, has hit a snag that's more than just a glitch.

Nvidia Blackwell GPU rumours
Published in Graphics


Expect the unexpected

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn about Nvidia’s next-gen GeForce RTX 50 "Blackwell" GPUs.

Nvidia’s AI chips can't be beaten, even if they're free
Published in Graphics


Jensen Huang gets overenthusiastic.

Nvidia boss Jensen Huang has boasted that his firm's chips are "so good that even when the competitor's chips are free, it's not cheap enough."

Apple shares plummet as China snubs iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Tame Apple Press goes into a full spin

The Tame Apple Press is enthusiastically writing stories about Apple’s non-existent AI capabilities, which will eclipse Microsoft, Google and Nvidia after the outfit's shares plunge to their lowest level this year as Chinese customers ditch their iPhones for cheaper rivals.

Apple has an Epic retreat
Published in Mobiles


Turns out the EU was serious

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has had second thoughts about banning Epic Games developer account for the “crime” of interpreting the new Digital Markets Act (DMA) in a way that made Jobs’ Mob look bad.

Google's flashy new office has rubbish Wi-Fi
Published in News


Networking, they have heard of it

Google, the online giant run by billionaire Larry Page, has a new office building that looks the business, but has a Wi-Fi service that's pants.

Palantir bags £130 million army deal for AI truck
Published in News


Has anyone seen Wargames?

Palantir, the spy firm run by billionaire Peter Thiel, has landed a £130 million deal to put a hi-tech intelligence system inside a massive truck for the US Army.

Russian spies set up fake news sites to fool Yanks
Published in News


It looks like the real deal

Russian spooks have launched a cunning plot to brainwash Americans with bogus news websites, experts and officials have revealed.