Blu ray back from the dead
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Streaming services have cut their own throat

As streaming services bundle their offerings, increase prices, and introduce adverts, it's clear that the demand for Blu-Ray discs is experiencing a resurgence. Consumers are eager to retain ownership of their favourite content without recurring costs and remain unconvinced about reverting to piracy.

TSMC takings up 60 per cent
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Thanks to AI

TSMC has announced that their April takings have shot up nearly 60 per cent compared to last year, thanks to a massive demand for the top-notch semiconductors that are all the rage in AI gadgets.

OpenAI mulls NSFW version
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Can’t always cater for US puritans

OpenAI is stirring up controversy with its contemplation of developing an NSFW version of its AI software.

iOS insulin pump app recalled
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Major incident

Diabetic Apple fanboys who trusted Job’s Mob’s testing of an iOS insulin pump app apparently risked their lives.

Musk’s brain chip borked
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And he can’t turn it off and turn it on again.

Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempt to put a computer chip into a person’s brain ran into trouble when the chip borked.

Microsoft building a mobile app store
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Xbox related

Software king of the world, Microsoft, is planning to open a mobile app store to give Apple and Google a run for their money.

Apple apologises for ad that crushes human creativity to make an iPad
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Crushes artistic customers hopes and dreams

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's marketing team had to eat humble pie after its latest iPad ad showing a press squashing all sorts of artsy stuff, rubbed folks the wrong way.

Apple being grilled by Judge over contempt issues
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Who would have thunk that ignoring a Judge would be contempt?

Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers appears to be gunning for the bigwigs at the fruity cargo cult Apple for ignoring her order on iPhone app payments.

Apple’s marketing angers users
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Crush real crafts and culture to make way for Apple 


The fruity cargo cult Apple’s marketing team has managed to really anger its target audience of creative people who know nothing about technology.

Chipzilla's Lunar Lake shows built-in graphics getting better
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Discrete graphics might become even more discrete

New leaks into the graphics power of Chipzilla’s Xe2 Battlemage architecture on Lunar Lake indicate that onboard GPUs are about to get a whole lot beefier, ready to smash out some serious frame rates.